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Post Posted: 08-12-2012, 10:47:27 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Discutie intre doi soti:
Sotia:- Iubitule ,de ce iesi pe balcon de fiecare data cand cant?
Sotul:- Ca sa vada vecinii ca nu te bat
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Post Posted: 08-12-2012, 11:03:27 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
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ce ziceti de asta? -)))
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Post Posted: 08-12-2012, 11:07:53 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Fkz @ AndRei* wrote:
Discutie intre doi soti:
Sotia:- Iubitule ,de ce iesi pe balcon de fiecare data cand cant?
Sotul:- Ca sa vada vecinii ca nu te bat



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Post Posted: 08-12-2012, 11:09:33 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
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Post Posted: 08-12-2012, 11:10:43 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Cine esti?
- Zana cea buna!
- Si de ce ai un topor?
- Nu sunt binedispusa azi…
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Post Posted: 08-12-2012, 19:06:53 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
ASTA E BESTIALA!!! - - -
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Post Posted: 08-12-2012, 19:08:47 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Un tatã aflã cã fiica sa este gravidã în luna a cincea.
- Tîmpito, o ceartã el, unde þi-a fost capul ?
- Sub volan, tatã, spuse ea


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Post Posted: 08-12-2012, 19:14:24 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
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Un tatã aflã cã fiica sa este gravidã în luna a cincea.
- Tîmpito, o ceartã el, unde þi-a fost capul ?
- Sub volan, tatã, spuse ea


Nu e asa
Taicasu intreaba unde ti-a fost capu si ea spune : pe perna...
nu are cum sa ramana insarcinata daca sta cu capu sub volan te asigur -


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Post Posted: 08-12-2012, 22:11:50 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Un tip vine acasã ºi-i spune soacrei:
- Toarnã-mi 50 de pãlincã.
- Te-ai trosnit la cap?
- Pentru asta îþi dau 50 lei!
Soacra a fost de acord ºi-i toarnã.

- Mai toarnã-mi 50…
- Asta deja e culmea!
- Îþi dau o sutã…
Soacra a luat banii ºi-i mai toarnã un pahar.
- Hai mama sã bem împreunã. Îþi mai dau 200!
Soacra s-a aºezat la masã ºi au început sã bea împreunã.
- Auzi, mamã, hai sã-þi ard una peste ochi!
- Eºti un nesimþit. Cum îþi permiþi?…
- Îþi dau 300!
Soacra a fost de acord iar ginerele i-a ars o palmã de-a întors-o cu picioarele în sus. În acest moment sunã telefonul. Tipul ridicã receptorul iar la celãlalt capãt al firului soþia:
- Dragul meu, i-ai dat mamei pensia?
- Tocmai ce-am terminat…:


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Anushyka wrote:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UnbZYgv5xgM:



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Post Posted: 09-12-2012, 15:09:13 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
La piscina, supraveghetorul urla disperat la un baietel:
- Nu mai face pipi in piscina!!!
Baietelul, foarte mirat si rusinat, raspunde:
- Da' toata lumea face...
Supraveghetorul urla si mai tare:
- Da, dar nu de pe trambulina!!!






Doua babe discutau in cimitir:
-Cati ani ai babo?
-97!
-Si te mai duci acasa?



O doamnã intrã la farmacie ºi îi cere farmacistului arsenic. Farmacistul întreabã:
- Doamnã, la ce vã trebuie arsenicul?
- Pentru ca sã-l omor pe soþul meu!
- Doamnã, nu pot sã vã vînd arsenic pentru acest motiv, îmi pare rãu, spune farmacistul.
Atunci doamna scotoceºte în poºetã ºi scoate o fotografie cu soþul ei care fãcea dragoste cu soþia farmacistului. Acesta se uitã la fotografie ºi spune:
- Ah, scuzaþi-mã, n-am ºtiut cã aveþi reþetã.


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militiene ce zici de asta? - -
ti au vandalizat duba - -
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militiene ce zici de asta? - -
ti au vandalizat duba - -
http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/537511_364222360340124_243808739_n.jpg

Bãi , deci ce tare e poza.. -
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Post Posted: 09-12-2012, 16:42:32 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Mos Nicolica -
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Post Posted: 09-12-2012, 16:42:35 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
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militiene ce zici de asta? - -
ti au vandalizat duba - -
http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/537511_364222360340124_243808739_n.jpg

- - - - =))

Posturi unite automat, 09-12-2012, 16:42:35

Intr-o dupa-amiaza un vanator trece prin padure si deodata vede un tigan legat la mijloc cu o sfoara atarnat de o craca. Vanatorul intreaba:
- Tigane ce faci, ma, atarnat acolo?
- Uite, m-am spanzurat, vere...
- Pai sfoara trebuie sa ti-o pui in jurul gatului, prostule!
- Am incercat mancateas, da ma sufoc


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