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lemonEZAH

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Post Posted: 26-02-2014, 09:54:34 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Era o data maicasa unei fete si fica si de-o-data maicasa ii zise fetei sa mearga la ginecolog sa vada daca mai e fata mare . Fata zice bine mama. Ajuns la ginecolog iesise doctorul pe hol si o intreba pe mama fetei cu ce o poate ajuta.
-Pai vreau sa vad daca fata mea are floricica rupta .
-Doctorul zise hai draga fata in cabinet...Dupa ceva timp iese doctorul din cabinet si zise...
-Doamna, fata dumneavoastra nu are floricica rupta are ghiveciul spart . -)
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Post Posted: 26-02-2014, 15:52:12 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
liber .
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lemonEZAH

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Post Posted: 26-02-2014, 15:58:31 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
WorlfraM wrote:
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nu mai lasa doar emoticoane la mesaj ca te baneaza
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Post Posted: 26-02-2014, 21:13:54 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Nu il baneaza ii da doar warn care este = cu -40 rep -


Sa fi tu insuti e mai greu decat sa te ascunzi in spatele calculatorului si sa pretinzi ca esti altcineva ! ! !


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Post Posted: 26-02-2014, 21:37:42 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Sau la -40 . mai bun e ban decat warn ca asa se chinuie destul .
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Post Posted: 01-03-2014, 11:24:57 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Un american viziteaza Bucurestiul intr-un taxi... La trecerea pe langa cladirea Guvernului, americanul intreaba:
- Ce este cladirea asta, atat de mare?
- Este Palatul Guvernului, domnule!
- Si, in cat timp a fost construita?
- Pai, cam în 10 ani!
- Foarte mult timp!... La noi era gata in maximum 2 ani! Stiti, noi avem o tehnologie mult mai avansata!... Taximetristul nu raspunde nimic.
Dupa o vreme, americanul intreaba iar:
- Cladirea asta ce este?
- Este sediul Primariei, domnule!
- Si, in cat timp a fost construita?
- Cam in juma' de an!
- Foarte mult!... La noi era gata in 2-3 luni! Stiti, noi avem o tehnologie mult mai avansata!...
Taximetristul nu mai poate de nervi...
La un moment dat, trec pe langa Casa Poporului:
- Oooooooaaauuuu! Dar ce este cladirea asta?!?
La care taximetristul raspunde:
- Nu stiu, pentru ca azi dimineata nu era aici!...


Sa fi tu insuti e mai greu decat sa te ascunzi in spatele calculatorului si sa pretinzi ca esti altcineva ! ! !


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Post Posted: 01-03-2014, 11:34:44 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Un tip ajunge mort de beat acasã, nevastã-sa îl ia la palme:
-Mai bei mã porcule?! Zi mã, mai bei!!!!!???!!!!
El, cu greu reuºind sã ridice capul:
-Toarnã...


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Post Posted: 01-03-2014, 11:38:45 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Stiam multe bancuri dar nu imi mai trece prinn cap -)
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Post Posted: 02-03-2014, 11:29:50 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
- Ma Gheorghe eu am patru copii:

Primul e medic, al doilea profesor, al treilea, fetita, arhitecta si pictorita, al patrulea, hot de buzunare.

- Ma Ioane si nu iti vine sa-l dai afara din casa pe al patrulea?

- Doamne ma Gheorghe…. cum sa fac asa ceva? Numai el aduce bani in casa, restul sunt someri….


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Post Posted: 05-03-2014, 13:28:03 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Banc, banc, banc maimuta e pe tanc, tancul e pe autobuz. cine e mai sus ?
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Post Posted: 07-03-2014, 12:30:46 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
maimuta .
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Post Posted: 07-03-2014, 12:40:17 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Maria catra Ion:mai Ioane zi ma si mie o vorba dulce.
La care Ion:marmelada-ma


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Post Posted: 10-03-2014, 20:32:11 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Ion este afara si Maria in casa.
Incepe sa ploua si Maria ii spune lui Ion:
-Ion hai in casa ca ploua
La care Ion:
-La's ca ploua si afara -


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Post Posted: 10-04-2014, 16:02:58 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Noua moda la dans: https://youtube.com/watch?v=6xQykG9__TY:

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Post Posted: 16-04-2014, 19:31:30 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Bula...ti-am simtit lipsa...
-Si eu iubito...nu mi-e usor deloc aici...Trec zilele foarte greu...
-Trebuie sa-ti dau o veste...
-Ascult...
-Sunt insarcinata!
-Poftim?!
-Nu te bucuri?
-Faaa, eu sunt inchis de un an jumate!!!!
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