I'll devour yar parrot ye mutinous blowfish!
Ye don't need a sword. Yer face be deadlier! Garr!
A black spot upon thee, ye barnacle bottomed sluggard!
Ye smell of fish an' swine, ye mermaud marryin' monkey!
Yer ship has more holes than a sponge, ye slack-jawed cockroach!
Ye be as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee!
'Tis good ye're here. Ye'll scare away the rats!