[Complete] Freakz Annual Competition - Poetry / Incanta-mi inima

[Pardi]

De mult de tot povestea spune,
Ca la Freakz-ntr-un castel,
Sta singura printre ruine,
Hiropedis de Viorel.

Hiropedis seniorita trista,
Era ca trasa prin inel,
Si-avea un corp si-avea o piele,
Ce-l excitau pe Viorel.

Dar au venit banditi o droaie,
Si-au navalit in acel castel,
Si-au dat la cap.. si-au dat la co.. aste,
Si l-au ucis pe Viorel.

Hiropedis plange si suspina,
Sta singura pe-un scaunel,
Ca nu mai are cin' s-o fu.. re
Cum o furase Viorel

De Craciun , e singura,
Tot ce i-a ramas ii o linura
De mancare nu prea are,
De Anul Nou , e-n picioare?

Am facut o poezie
La F.A.C. sa ma pot inscrie,
La FIFA am castigat deja
Celelalte , vor urma.

Freakz e tare
E pe picioare
Si v-a ramane , eu va spun ,
Din lume , cel mai bun.

Merry Christmas FREAKZ

[odes]

My name is Jaffar
I come from afar
I lived my life in the bazar
Allahu Akhbar!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I went to the pizzeria
Came back with gonorrhea

Gr8 b8 m8
I r8 it 8/8
No h8 and dont forget to don8
Its time to termin8 and maybe masturb8

Retarded by my repose
Confined in these here clothes
Why I’m here who honestly knows
Perhaps to keep you on your toes

[^AvioanE^]

Winner: Faydwer
Prizes: 4 VIP points + 50 Reputation points + Hospital Tycoon steam key.