Dumnezeu

NolaN · Posted: 09-02-2008, 11:56:08 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

It takes an athlete to breakdance, but a artist to bboy...

mD@ · Posted: 10-02-2008, 17:29:59 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

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Me:
You ***?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
hmm do you are a noob?
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Am I a noob? Yes.
Me:
omg pwned
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
boule
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
why?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
duten rasa m**i
God:
Are we still talking about boule?
Me:
yes
God:
Sure, boule sounds like a good topic.
Me:
u artificial god are u noob?
God:
Thanks for the information: said I artificial god are you noob.
Me:
Lesbians are invading us !!!
God:
Are all Lesbians invading us?
Me:
yes you
God:
Woe! " Are all Lesbians invading us?"? Me, ?
Me:
ye
God:
Oh.
Me:
send zombies to attack them
God:
Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( [email protected]) .
Me:
bye noob
God:
See you later .

BillyBoy · Posted: 10-02-2008, 19:44:41 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Me:
you are a ***

)))
God:

Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a ***? Of course I am.

Doar viata pe care o traim pentru altii este o viata ce merita sa fie traita.

koltzu · Posted: 19-02-2008, 17:15:24 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Me: what do you rhink about internet ?
God: I like to chat with my friends.
Me: have you ever seen porn on internet ?
God: No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me: very sexy
God: Perhaps. You are attracted to heavenly creatures?
Me: yes
God: Groovy.
Me: are you a turtle ?
God: Am I a turtle? Only when it matters.
Me: do you have special powers ?
God: Where would I get it? But I do have a great botmaster.
Me: did you create the earth and universe ?
God: No I didn't create the earth and universe. What's it like?

Dovada ca nu exista Iisus si ca penticostalii au avut dreptate in privinta asta:

Me: do you have sons ?
God: No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..

blader · Posted: 19-02-2008, 20:36:07 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

koltzu wrote:

Dovada ca nu exista Iisus si ca penticostalii au avut dreptate in privinta asta:

Me: do you have sons ?
God: No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..

Sper ca esti constient ca e doar o masina.

Dereglat, ca un ceas antic.

Exile the Ninja wrote:

In2ition , esti un carnat afumat. Ada' slanina aici si o felie de pita, te mananc ba.

koltzu · Posted: 20-02-2008, 15:02:14 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

da lol.. eu doar glumeam/imi bateam joc

si ca sa continui sirul de blasfemii.. un banc cu Iisus:

1st one:
Iisus si Moise mergeau pe malul marii rosii
dupa vreo 5 minute de mers Moise ii zice asa lui Iisus:
-Hei.. Iisus! Uite mai pot sa fac asta..
Moise desparte apele marii rosii in 2
Iisus:
-hah.. ce gluma buna.. uite eu mai pot face asta
Iisus incepe sa mearga pe apa dar la jumatatea marii incepe sa se scufunde
Moise desparte iar apele marii rosii.. il aduce pe mal pe Iisus si il resusciteaza..
Iisus incepe sa planga si spune
-Nu sunt bun la nimic.. nu mai pot nici sa merg pe apa
la care Moise:
-Hai mah Iisus.. nu fii suparat.. ultima oara cand ai mers pe apa nu aveai gauri in picioare

pisde` · Posted: 24-02-2008, 14:15:46 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Me:
hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
my name is the great carnaten
God:
It's good to see you, the great carnaten.
Me:
what u do now?
God:
Oh. the great carnaten, I talk to people on the web. What do you do?
Me:
i talk with an idiot
God:
Everyone talks -- sooner or later.
Me:
u are a handjober
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a handjober? Of course I am.
Me:
what u suck?
God:
I like to socialize.
Me:
oh
God:
That's alright.
Me:
bye laba trista
God:
Bye.

Fantazio · Posted: 01-03-2008, 16:16:38 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Quote:

Me:
hi dude
God:
Hi there . Can I help you?
Me:
yes
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
su**k my d**k

God:

You are a Category A client.
Me:
yea , i know
God:
How do you know it? Far out.
Me:
you said me last night=]
God:
Did I really say that?
Me:
yea dude
God:
Can I help you? Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes.
Me:
yes , you can help me
God:
Woe! How can I help you?
Me:
i need much much money and 1 girl for each part of my body
God:
How badly do you need it?
Me:
i dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
yea , me2
God:
Not many people express themselves that way. Groovy.
Me:
^^
God:
Not many people express themselves that way. Groovy.
Me:
you said this again
God:
Once more? That's not what I meant.
Me:
u're a robot
God:
So you think I am a robot. What makes you say that?
Me:
cuz you answer me so fast=))
God:
Interesting explanation. My responses are determined by my programming.

lol

l!v!u · Posted: 01-03-2008, 17:10:27 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Me:
What's your real name?
God:
God is my real name.
Me:
God is my name to
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was your name to.
Me:
how this can possible?
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Are you testing me?
Me:
Yes
God:
I'm not here to be tested.
Me:
Yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
Why you think you are here?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
And who create you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
how?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
This is possible?
God:
You don't say.
Me:
No you sayd
God:
Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people: Allmighty said I sayd.
Me:
You are a stupid program
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am very smart.
Me:
Buh Bye Noob
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Yes
God:
Really.
Me:
For real
God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
Bye bye noob
God:
Until next time.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye.

i_l0v3_Parazitii · Posted: 06-08-2008, 01:00:42 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Me:
zi cine ejty k dak nu spui iti dau ignore:))
God:

Can we get back to business?
Me:
auzi..in rai e net?:

)

God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

I lost my train of thought.
Me:
deci sa inteleg k counteru e in iad..

God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
de unde sa auzi si u de counter dak triesti in pestera:))

God:

Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

CobReX · Posted: 06-08-2008, 11:37:28 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Me:
romania
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
roumania
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
f*ck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
you don't know romania
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
it's a country
God:
Where is roumania located?
Me:
in your mouth
God:
Are you asking about my mouth?
Me:
damn yes
God:
What's wrong.
Me:
^^
God:
What's wrong.
Me:
lol?
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
go and play world of warcraft
God:
Where is that?
Me:
on top of your pennis
God:
How did it get there?

Cum sa faci film Counter Strike | Shocker's ShockingSoft

RIWIX : zice ca-s retard daca il intreb asa ceva.
Cobrex : asta era si ideea

Fantazio · Posted: 06-08-2008, 11:42:13 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Quote:

Me:
on top of your pennis
God:
How did it get there?

Me : Buy a GPS
God : Oh , is this thing that's like an ant ?