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Post Posted: 20-03-2013, 14:51:32 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Directorul incepu sa tipe:
- Nu se mai poate, firma asta parca e casa de nebuni!
- Nu, raspunse un salariat, e mai rau.
- Cum adica mai rau? urla directorul.
- Intr-o casa de nebuni, macar directorul e sanatos.


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Post Posted: 20-03-2013, 19:37:59 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Un preot vede o prostituata pe strada si-i zice:
- Stii ca esti pe un drum gresit?
- Stiu! Nu trece mai nimeni pe-aici!


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Post Posted: 21-03-2013, 10:46:28 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&&v=jTBBLUhdxe8

Ras si panarama -


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Post Posted: 21-03-2013, 15:01:38 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Politistul il opreste pe Ion, in prima zi, si ii da amenda.
Ion plateste.
Ion: - Caldura mare, dom' politist!
A doua zi, la fel. Amenda.
Ion plateste.
Ion: - Caldura mare, dom' politist!
A treia zi, politistul il opreste iar pe Ion.
Politistul: - Azi nu-ti mai dau amenda! Dar spune-mi si mie, de ce tot spui "caldura mare"!
Ion: - Pai, cum altfel sa-ti spun? Arde-te-ar focu?


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Post Posted: 21-03-2013, 15:36:59 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Logica femininã:
- Nu e online, e cu nenorocita aia!
- E online, vorbește cu nenorocita aia!


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Post Posted: 22-03-2013, 00:55:12 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
-As mai vrea sa merg la Paris!
-Ai mai fost!?
-Nu, dar am mai vrut! -


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Post Posted: 22-03-2013, 07:35:58 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Un politai inalt ca bradul, cu mustacioara, vorbeste cu un pusti.
Politistul: - Mai tancule, iti place mustata mea?
Pustiul: - Da, nene!
Politistul: - Mai tancule, da' tie iti place cascheta mea?
Pustiul: - Da, nene!
Politistul: - Pai, vad ca tie ti-ar place sa fii politai! Nu-i asa?
Pustiul: - Da, nene! Dar e prea tarziu!
Politistul: - Cum, asa? Mai ai atata timp ...
Pustiul: - Nu, nene! E prea tarziu! Am trecut deja clasa a cincea ...


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Post Posted: 28-03-2013, 20:08:21 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
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Am venit si eu cu un video . Trebuie sa-l vedeti , nu prea cred ca joaca legit.. Dar in fine :p




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Post Posted: 28-03-2013, 20:42:15 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
E misto, daca stiti melodia vreunu va rog sa mio dati si mie pls -
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Post Posted: 28-03-2013, 20:49:20 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
uite aici bro. Pink Lady (original mix) e de la 1:00 in sus




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Post Posted: 28-03-2013, 21:03:26 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
merci mult - -
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Post Posted: 29-03-2013, 17:23:54 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
- Vecinã, îmi împrumuþi ºi mie mãtura?
- Îmi pare rãu ,dragã, dar ºi al meu se întoarce tot acum de la cârciumã…


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Post Posted: 29-03-2013, 17:27:23 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Penala asta:)))




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Post Posted: 29-03-2013, 17:29:06 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Când merge la culcare Bau-Bau se uitã în ºifonier ºi sub pat sã nu fie cumva ascuns acolo Chuck Norris.


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Post Posted: 29-03-2013, 17:45:25 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Un tip se duce la bisericã sã se spovedeascã.
Preotul îl întreabã:
- Ai fãcut pãcate? - Da, pãrinte.
- Te lepezi de Satana?
- M-aº lepãda, pãrinte, dar am doi copii cu ea...


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