Spam zone 1 [ Romanian ] -Part 14-

[lOl ^_*]

rere esti?

[Ratra]

In2ition wrote:

Zi-mi un banc.

Quote:

I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else... I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and pured the contents down the sink with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the thrid bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink which I drank. I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour. When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which were twent-nine, and as the houses came by I counted them again, and finally I had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I'm not under tha affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am. I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get.

@blodyelfy: Normal cã mi s-a pãrut amuzant.:/

Every day above ground is a good day.

[bL0ood eLf]

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[In2ition]

nr913 wrote:

In2ition wrote: Zi-mi un banc. De care?

De pesti.

Get that, banc de pesti? :/

We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they're inside of us.

nr913 wrote:

no really, dacã nu era așa țãrancã, și dacã era în bucurești, o luam de nevastã

[Derp Derpson]

sal'tare

[bL0ood eLf]

In2ition wrote:

nr913 wrote: In2ition wrote: Zi-mi un banc. De care? De pesti. Get that, banc de pesti? :/

....

not really... , well , really not funny

[Ratra]

@derp: Ai sfârcurile egale?

Every day above ground is a good day.

[Derp Derpson]

probably. why ?

[bL0ood eLf]

dafuq?

[Rere]

lOl ^_* wrote:

rere esti?

Yep, chiar aici.
Knock, knock, knock Bob, knock, knock, knock Bob, knock, knock, knock Bob.

[In2ition]

Rere, ce faci?

We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they're inside of us.

nr913 wrote:

no really, dacã nu era așa țãrancã, și dacã era în bucurești, o luam de nevastã

[Rere]

Bine, cred. Tu/voi?

[BobMarley12]

Rere wrote:

lOl ^_* wrote: rere esti? Yep, chiar aici. Knock, knock, knock Bob, knock, knock, knock Bob, knock, knock, knock Bob.

*opens door* Yes?

[Rere]

Where the hell are you?!?

[Derp Derpson]

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