Spam zone 2 [ English ]

[Berserk]

SPAM


If you enjoy wasting time.. Is that time really wasted?

[T4 *Cost1n]

spam

You gave him what he asked for.
I gave him what he needed.

[headpxkr9n]

Scene: A café. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on.

A man and his wife enter.

Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear.

Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.

Man (to Waitress): Morning!

Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning!

Man: Well, what've you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomat and spam;

Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam ...........

Waitress: ....spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam....

Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!

Waitress: ....or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife: Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.

Wife: I don't want ANY spam!

Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?

Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!

Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)

Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?

Waitress: Urgghh!

Wife: What do you mean "Urgghh"? I don't like spam?

Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up!

Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam!

Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it.
I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beanes spam spam spam and spam.

Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!

Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam.... (but it is too late and the Vikings are drown her words)

Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam
I know,it's very old,but it's still quite nice.

Patience and persistence can bring down the tallest trees.

I am a world before I am a man
I was a creature before I could stand
I will remember before I forget

[koltzu]

do you even think that somebody will know from what's that script?

allow me to introduce, the Monty Python's Flying Circus, the kind of spam we talk about these days didn't exist by then, they were talking about a type of meat product

https://youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE:



btw, go back to your cola bottle

[headpxkr9n]

Correct,that script is from Monthy Python.

koltzu wrote:

btw, go back to your cola bottle

Lol xD.

Patience and persistence can bring down the tallest trees.

I am a world before I am a man
I was a creature before I could stand
I will remember before I forget

[Exile]

nothing changed , i'm still that serious dude
ready to make kids , and teach them how to loot.




SUNT UN SMECHER DE PE FORUM

[revox]

boooooooooooooring :\
romania its a very boring country :\ no aliens, no terrorists :\

[Exile]

aliens = darkk1d
terorists = basescu




SUNT UN SMECHER DE PE FORUM

[T4 *Cost1n]

from what you have written i should understand that Basescu is more than only one terrorist ? and darkk1d the same? (aliens)

You gave him what he asked for.
I gave him what he needed.

[Exile]

no , that was an example of their kind , duche.




SUNT UN SMECHER DE PE FORUM

[koltzu]

egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam

[Exile]

with some hot sauce on top , mmmmmm.




SUNT UN SMECHER DE PE FORUM

[headpxkr9n]

koltzu wrote:

egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam

With a banana on top of the hat.

Patience and persistence can bring down the tallest trees.

I am a world before I am a man
I was a creature before I could stand
I will remember before I forget

[revox]

another boring day :\
cs, outside, cs, bed :\

[Berserk]

no-lifer!


If you enjoy wasting time.. Is that time really wasted?