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Post Posted: 16-01-2013, 09:41:42 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Un tip tanar se duce la un supermarket sa se angajeze. Managerul il intreaba:
"Ai ceva experienta in vanzari?"
Tanarul raspunde: "Da, am fost comis voiajor."
Managerul, placandu-i tanarul, ii spune:
"Bine, esti angajat! Incepi de maine iar la sfarsitul programului am sa vin sa vad cum te-ai descurcat in prima zi."
A doua zi se prezinta omul la treaba, isi vede de ale lui, iar la sfarsitul programului vine managerul si il intreaba:
"Ei, cate vanzari ai facut astazi?"
"Una." Raspunde tanarul.
Managerul:"Cum una? Media de vanzari pe angajat la noi este de 20-30 pe zi! Te dau afara! De cat
ai vandut?"
Tanarul: "De 101.237,64 dolari."
Managerul: "101.237,64 dolari? !?!? Dar ce i-ai vandut?"
"Mai intai i-am vandut un carlig mic de pescuit. Dupa aia i-am vandut unul de dimensiune medie. Dupa aia i-am vandut o lanseta. Pe urma l-am intrebat unde merge sa pescuiasca si mi-a spus ca pe coasta, asa ca i-am spus ca-i trebuie o barca, asa ca am fost la raionul de specialitate si i-am vandut salupa aia cu doua motoare. Pentru ca mi-a zis ca are o Honda si ca e prea mica ca sa remorcheze salupa, l-am dus la raionul auto si i-am vandut un Jeep Grand Cherokee."
Manageru|, stupefiat: "Cum, a intrat un tip sa cumpere un carlig mic de pescuit si tu i-ai
vandut o salupa si un 4X4? !?!?!"
Tanarul raspunde: "A, nu... Tipu a intrat sa cumpere un pachet de tampoane pentru nevasta-sa, iar eu i-am spus ca, daca tot urmeaza un weekend nenorocit, ar fi mai bine sa se duca la pescuit.

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Post Posted: 16-01-2013, 14:35:30 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
SIRE wrote:
Un tip tanar se duce la un supermarket sa se angajeze. Managerul il intreaba:
"Ai ceva experienta in vanzari?"
Tanarul raspunde: "Da, am fost comis voiajor."
Managerul, placandu-i tanarul, ii spune:
"Bine, esti angajat! Incepi de maine iar la sfarsitul programului am sa vin sa vad cum te-ai descurcat in prima zi."
A doua zi se prezinta omul la treaba, isi vede de ale lui, iar la sfarsitul programului vine managerul si il intreaba:
"Ei, cate vanzari ai facut astazi?"
"Una." Raspunde tanarul.
Managerul:"Cum una? Media de vanzari pe angajat la noi este de 20-30 pe zi! Te dau afara! De cat
ai vandut?"
Tanarul: "De 101.237,64 dolari."
Managerul: "101.237,64 dolari? !?!? Dar ce i-ai vandut?"
"Mai intai i-am vandut un carlig mic de pescuit. Dupa aia i-am vandut unul de dimensiune medie. Dupa aia i-am vandut o lanseta. Pe urma l-am intrebat unde merge sa pescuiasca si mi-a spus ca pe coasta, asa ca i-am spus ca-i trebuie o barca, asa ca am fost la raionul de specialitate si i-am vandut salupa aia cu doua motoare. Pentru ca mi-a zis ca are o Honda si ca e prea mica ca sa remorcheze salupa, l-am dus la raionul auto si i-am vandut un Jeep Grand Cherokee."
Manageru|, stupefiat: "Cum, a intrat un tip sa cumpere un carlig mic de pescuit si tu i-ai
vandut o salupa si un 4X4? !?!?!"
Tanarul raspunde: "A, nu... Tipu a intrat sa cumpere un pachet de tampoane pentru nevasta-sa, iar eu i-am spus ca, daca tot urmeaza un weekend nenorocit, ar fi mai bine sa se duca la pescuit.

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Post Posted: 16-01-2013, 15:01:35 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
E vechi bancu dar e smeker -
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Post Posted: 16-01-2013, 15:21:48 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
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Post Posted: 16-01-2013, 16:56:26 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Oamenii de stiinta britanici,​ in urma cercetaril​or privind efectele alcoolului​ asupra organismul​ui uman, au stabilit urmatoarel​e:
Vodka + gheata = afecteaza rinichii
Rom + gheata = afecteaza ficatul
Whisky + gheata = afecteaza inima
Gin + gheata = afecteaza creierul
Cine ar fi crezut ca nenorocita​ aia de gheata poate afecta in asemenea hal organismul​ ?!?


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Post Posted: 16-01-2013, 19:46:38 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
SIRE wrote:
Oamenii de stiinta britanici,​ in urma cercetaril​or privind efectele alcoolului​ asupra organismul​ui uman, au stabilit urmatoarel​e:
Vodka + gheata = afecteaza rinichii
Rom + gheata = afecteaza ficatul
Whisky + gheata = afecteaza inima
Gin + gheata = afecteaza creierul
Cine ar fi crezut ca nenorocita​ aia de gheata poate afecta in asemenea hal organismul​ ?!?


Super tare bancu asta
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Post Posted: 16-01-2013, 21:01:33 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
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