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Csvyo

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Post Posted: 21-06-2013, 11:04:42 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
pai n-auzi ca are job cu ziua -

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Post Posted: 21-06-2013, 22:15:11 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Cabinetul unui psihiatru. Se deschide usa si intra un barbat in patru labe cu ceva in gura.
Psihiatrul : Vai ! cine a venit la noi ? O pisicuta ?
Barbatul se taraie pana in coltul cabinetului. Doctorul il urmareste.
Un catelus?
Barbatul trece cu mana pe langa perete si se taraie in celalalt colt.
Doctorul nu renunta - Ah ! Cred ca e un arici ! Nu ? O broasca testoasa ?
Barbatul scoate un cablu din gura si zice :
- Auzi ? ! Ma lasi si pe mine sa iti trag internetul sau nu ?!?!?!
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Post Posted: 24-06-2013, 17:33:24 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Yvewtf wrote:
Cabinetul unui psihiatru. Se deschide usa si intra un barbat in patru labe cu ceva in gura.
Psihiatrul : Vai ! cine a venit la noi ? O pisicuta ?
Barbatul se taraie pana in coltul cabinetului. Doctorul il urmareste.
Un catelus?
Barbatul trece cu mana pe langa perete si se taraie in celalalt colt.
Doctorul nu renunta - Ah ! Cred ca e un arici ! Nu ? O broasca testoasa ?
Barbatul scoate un cablu din gura si zice :
- Auzi ? ! Ma lasi si pe mine sa iti trag internetul sau nu ?!?!?!


bun -

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Csvyo

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Post Posted: 24-06-2013, 23:02:31 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
tare -)

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Post Posted: 24-06-2013, 23:05:28 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
atat? - nimeni nu mai baga nimic ?
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Post Posted: 26-06-2013, 18:11:01 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
-Stiti de ce nu mananca elefantii mamaliga?

-Pentru ca nu le da nimeni.
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Post Posted: 26-06-2013, 21:19:20 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
E AICIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Love Struck Love Struck

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Post Posted: 29-06-2013, 13:50:41 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Stefan Cel Mare in timpul unui important consiliu militar impreuna cu cei mai importanti boieri ai tarii. La un moment dat intra fara sa se mai anunte un soldat obosit de cat alergase: - Maria ta, vin turcii peste noi!!!! Stefan: - Cati sunt? - Vreo 10 mii! raspunde soldatul. - Bine! spune Stefan. Lasa ca-i razbim noi. Numai sa-mi aduceti camasa rosie sa nu vada soldatii nostri daca sunt ranit. Dupa vreo doua luni povestea se repeta. Dar de data asta turcii erau vreo 20 de mii. Stefan ii linisteste pe cei prezenti si cere sa i se aduca camasa rosie. Mai trec vreo trei luni si iarasi vine soldatul disperat: - Maria Ta, vin turcii peste noi! Stefan: - Cati sunt? Soldatul: - 100 de mii Stefan: - Bine, du-te si adu-mi pantalonii aia maro...

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Post Posted: 05-07-2013, 22:51:17 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
La scoala:
-Ionel, ti-ai facut tema?
- Nu, doamna profesoara.
- Stai jos! DOI!
- George, ti-ai facut tema?
- Da, dar mi-a mancat-o cainele.
- Ce scuza patetica! Stai jos! DOI!
- Dar tu Bula, ti-ai facut tema?
- Stiti, ieri a iesit fratele meu de la inchisoare…
- Aaaa, crezi ca ma sperii??!! Stai jos! Șapte!
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Post Posted: 05-07-2013, 23:54:14 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
-)))
imba ..gg we yve
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Post Posted: 06-07-2013, 08:25:41 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Flamestalker wrote:
-)))
imba ..gg we yve


msmsms

Nevasta se pregateste sa ii spuna sotului sau ca vrea sa divorteze. Se duce la el si ii zice:
- Dragul meu, am o veste proasta pentru tine...
- Ei uite, eu am una buna!
- Atunci zi tu primul...
- Am castigat 100.000 de dolari! Care e vestea ta?
- Pai... am ars sarmalele...
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Yustin

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Post Posted: 06-07-2013, 18:25:59 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
forta

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Post Posted: 06-07-2013, 20:28:18 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Ajung 3 petitori la curtea imparatului ,un roman ,un francez si un german

zice imparatu ..: cel care reuseste sa stea inchis intr-o pestera 3 luni poate sa ia fata si jumate din imparatie ..
se duce francezu ..isi ia 3-4 saci cu mancare apa .. ..dupa 1 luna iese ..

se duce germanu ..5-6 saci de mancare dupa 2 luni iese ..

se duce romana ..cu o paine si un pateu ..
dupa 5 luni iese ..

astia toti ..we cum ai reusit cum ai facut ..

romanu : wee ..pai .mancam ..ma cacam ..il macam ..ma cacam il mancam -))
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Post Posted: 07-07-2013, 01:32:25 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Noul slogan Durex: mai bine platesti 5 lei pt o seara..decat 18 ani pensie alimentara

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Post Posted: 08-07-2013, 17:35:48 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Vorbesc doi prieteni:
− Visez sa castig 200 milioane ca si tatal meu..
− Tatal tau a castigat 200 milioane?
− Nu, viseaza si el..

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