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Yustin

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Post Posted: 01-08-2012, 22:37:41 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Am facut acest topic pentru postarea bancurilor sau glumelor pe care unii nu le stim si pentru amuzament. Autorul celui mai bun banc sau gluma va primii 214k gold ! -


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Post Posted: 02-08-2012, 00:17:50 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
O banana aruncata pe strada

(Cei mai multi ati ras) Nu vreau gold !



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Yustin

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Post Posted: 02-08-2012, 06:31:07 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
ba shodane una mai seaca ca asta poti?

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Post Posted: 02-08-2012, 08:46:25 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
bula suna la pizza: primiti comenzi??
-da.
-10 flotari!
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Post Posted: 02-08-2012, 09:35:18 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
sau alta
mama:vio..trezeste-te....este treaz?
eu:mmmmm
ea:esti treaz??
eu:da da...m-am trezit.
ea:aaa pai voiam sa-ti zic ca poti sa dormi pana mai tarziu -
eu: -
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Post Posted: 02-08-2012, 14:31:18 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Q: de cate guilde e nevoie sa dai jos Concil ?
A: 100. 1 il da jos si 99 zic k ele o faceau mai bine
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Post Posted: 02-08-2012, 16:59:59 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
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Post Posted: 03-08-2012, 09:04:58 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Politisti se duc intr-o excursie cu un autocar cu doua nivele. La nivelul de jos, ofiteri, la nivelul de sus, subofiteri.
La un moment dat se aud urlete teribile de la nivelul de sus, iar ofiterul responsabil se duce sa vada ce se intampla.
- De ce urlati in halul asta?
- Noi nu avem sofer !!!

Posturi unite automat, 03-08-2012, 10:04:58

La urgente vine un medic proctolog cu mana blocata in fundul unui pacient.
Cel de garda:Colega, aici e spital, nu teatru de papusi!
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Post Posted: 03-08-2012, 13:25:19 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Stiti de ce bancurile cu blonde sunt scurte?

Ca sa le inteleaga si brunetele

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Post Posted: 04-08-2012, 11:20:37 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
un hot la un om:
-Da-mi banii tai!
omul:
-sa stii ca sunt politician
hotul:
-Atunci da-mi si pe ai mei -

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Post Posted: 04-08-2012, 11:59:30 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
o sotie spune sotului : -Barbate, m-au luat de pe strada niste indivizi, m-au dus intro garsoniera unde m-au batjocorit 3 nopti.
-Cum 3 nopti ca ai lipsit doar 2?
-Pai, ma mai duc si la noapte !

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Post Posted: 04-08-2012, 12:51:29 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Un tip in magazin:
- Da-mi 329 de grame de salam, 246 grame de cascaval si 491 grame de zahar. Vanzatoarea cantareste, ii da zaharul, salamul, cascavalul si ii mai intinde un pachet cu prezervative. Tipul:
- Pentru ce prezervativele? Nu am cerut...
- Asa cretini ca tine nu trebuie sa se inmulteasca!

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Post Posted: 10-08-2012, 12:44:40 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Ce intra intr-o femeie de 3 ori?

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Post Posted: 10-08-2012, 17:49:52 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
litera E
care e diferenta dintre o blonda si eu bec?
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Post Posted: 14-08-2012, 10:03:23 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Alinuta in noaptea nuntii :
- Iubitule ! Excita-ma !
- Ce sa fac ?
- Excita-ma iubitule !
- Ce-i aia ?
- Mangaie-ma, asa, saruta-ma si tu acolo unde fac pipi
Dupa un minut :
- Nu, tampitule, nu saruta oala de noapte !

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