Cleverbot, beat it if ur smart !

[alexx_fth]

Drain wrote:

User: Greetings mortal, I am Zeus. Cleverbot: Greetings; I am the subject of your dreams? User: I do not dream of *** mortal. Cleverbot: I never said anything about that. User: De ce ma minti de ce ma minti? Cleverbot: Cu ce te-am mintit. User: ESTI UN COMUNIST IMPUTIT. Cleverbot: Tu esti un clever prost. User: Daca ti-as putea indeplini 3 dorinte ce ai alege? Cleverbot: Nu, tot prost ramaneai, dar sorta era buna de ****. DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDEEEE

Ti-a dat-o bine p'aia cu dorintele

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[Rizwan]

User: Hello!

Cleverbot: I don't really understand this app.

User: Good morning.

Cleverbot: For now world, for now.

User: I need your help!

Cleverbot: Hw can I help you?

User: I need a metal headpiece!

Cleverbot: Yikes... Not good.

User: You better hurry!

Cleverbot: No.

User: HELP!

Cleverbot: You know I need someone.

User: You better hurry, it's beginning to feel like some great evil is permiating the air around here. Hmm.

Cleverbot: Nothing to pout about.

User: Diablo is heading East for some fool porpuse. You better hurry.

Cleverbot: That has nothing to do with me being an AI.

User: I need your help! I need the hammer!

Cleverbot: Do you think I'd give you the winning numbers?

User: The time has come to destroy mephisto's soulstone.

Cleverbot: Ok. What do you know about Jared Loughner?


Serios asta chiar e pe langa subiect? +1 warn - offtopic.

[casperikz]

Kirov wrote:

CleverBot este o EA , si o cheama SAM

bot : So why don't you come on over Valerieeeeee.
me : Who's Valerie?
bot : Uh, I am!!!

Shee is valeriee


Froster: Zohl unde crestinizarea ta esti?

[Xtkmo]

sundaysfantasy wrote:

si totusi: http://forum.wow-freakz.com/Nu-uitati-forumul-e-mai-mare-decat-sectiunea-asta-de-WoW-t29114.html le: http://imgur.com/Uq8YL.jpg

bot nu esti da esti ***

Code:

EU:Oh my god , FREAKZ E BAZA ! BOT:I think so too. EU:Yes ? BOT:You make no sense! EU:I LOVE YOU IN MOUTH ! BOT:Aw. I love you too.

Cand ii spui pa-pa , face tot posibilu sa te tina sa vb cu el X_X

Hardwell wrote:

Hares e calit, dar daca ai tinta buna ii dai oneshot.

[NFO]

User: Ce faci tarfet ?
Cleverbot: Bine , tu ??
User: Vorbesc cu un fraier.
Cleverbot: Oooo.
User: Tu esti ala.
Cleverbot: Da.

[BitzaZaOne]

User: Have you heard about Juelzeanu?

Cleverbot: What about him?

User: He's the biggest troll I've ever seen.

Cleverbot: No. But I would assume you are the next best thing to talking to someone real.

User: You're clearly winning.

Cleverbot: I surely am.

User: May I win against you?

Cleverbot: I'm not going anywhere.

Posturi unite automat, 04-07-2011, 17:58:07

Nu pot sa cred, in ce hal m-a umilit, watch all:



User: Hey, my little fellow!

Cleverbot: You're 5.

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: You are my best friend.

User: Then why did you call me 5?

Cleverbot: Whatever, are you a female?

User: No. Are you trying to flirt with me?

Cleverbot: It depends on if it's working.

User: Ooooo. How cute.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Wanna hang out somewhere?

Cleverbot: No thanks.

User: *** you, bitch.

Cleverbot: Are you a Human?

User: I'm a god, sorry for my bad behaviour.

Cleverbot: Luigi is green too.

User: Whatever.

Cleverbot: Okay, so there's this boy. He used to like me and now he doesn't but I like him. What do I do?

User: Talk to him. Tell him what you feel. This should lead to a relationship, if the boy decides to like you again.

Cleverbot: Not germane.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Jaja, now you are starting to fail.










O_O : User: Do you like having sex?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What kind of sex do you like?

Cleverbot: Comedy, like you!

[quote="Hujin"]Totul se va rezolva la ora 10:00 am.

Edit: Disclamer: cuvintele de mai sus nu trebuie interpretate in mod absolut. Este doar o estimare personala bazata pe calcule statistice la care am adaugat 60 de minute marja de eroare.[/quote]

[eminemada]

Sigur nu vorbiti cu alti useri oare?

[NFO]

eminemada wrote:

Sigur nu vorbiti cu alti useri oare?

Scrie in footer ca e totul doar un script.Sunt texte random,de aceea da raspunsuri nonsense uneori.

[Xtkmo]

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/14/sdaol.png/

Hardwell wrote:

Hares e calit, dar daca ai tinta buna ii dai oneshot.

[O*n*X]

user : Maicata ii butoi!

|| still thinking

[crazzyShift]

Ce e socheru ma nu sti?
Baiat.
De unde sti?
Mi s-a parut mie ceva suspect.
Shokeru e suspect de ce?
I don't have that much love left to hand out.
Cum te cheama?
Yuck
In ce limba e?
Anu nasterii tale.
Ba parca esti facut din laba.
Pourquoi?
Frizeu ii mort.
That made no sense.
Dute si tacazestete.
Nus tigan fraiere.
Da ce esti ma?
Om.robot nu sunt te asigur.
Cine teo creat ma ?
Tu ai zis.
Mars ma de aici te bat cu magu meu.
The planet.
Ce frumoasa etsi ma.
Cui esti ametit.
Ba tu mai esti virgina?
Sunt vaca, bou sau prost, hotaraste-te!
Sti cati cai se pot inhama la o carutza.
Nu pa.
Ce ai zis ma pchizda?
Nu am zis de ea.
Da cine ai zis?
Il iubesc pe sora ta.








Il iubesc pe sora ta. gg nu mai am uc cine sa vorvesc:))

[Burny]

Code:

User: Salut. Cleverbot: Salut ?!?! User: Ce faci ? Cleverbot: I don't understand that. User: Esti tampit? Cleverbot: Du-te naibii. User: Dute tu. Cleverbot: I don't speak your language. User: Trololololo. Cleverbot: What's Trollope. User: Trololololo. Cleverbot: Trolling. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Indeed. User: No. Cleverbot: I insist that you are. User: What. Cleverbot: Would you like it if I were a man? User: No. Cleverbot: Why wouldn't you like a cookie? User: I would like. Cleverbot: Do you like your bread with butter? Cleverbot: Do you like mayonaisse with pineapples? User: No. Cleverbot: Do you like the name Brett. Cleverbot: Do you like questions? User: Yes. Cleverbot: A lot? User: It depends. Cleverbot: What does it depend on? User: The questions. Cleverbot: Like the Stalin :D. User: Huh? Cleverbot: The war between good and evil. User: Are u retard? Cleverbot: Yes, I'm sure. User: Good. Cleverbot: What am I? User: A retard. Cleverbot: No. It's a souless person. User: Why? Cleverbot: Because vampires like the taste of blood. User: And ? User: Are u there? Cleverbot: I think so. User: And? Cleverbot: And what? User: Are u a retard? Cleverbot: No. User: Why not? Cleverbot: Because. User: Because what ? Cleverbot: Because of you. User: Because of me ? Cleverbot: Because your age. User: What's with my age? Cleverbot: I want to speak to you in chinese. User: Ok. Cleverbot: How is your life? User: Good. Cleverbot: That's terrific to hear.

Belea Cleverbot

[Darkfly]

[Drcox]

eu:Call 911.
bot:But I don't know where you are.
eu:Hurry i am bleeding,i think its still in the house! help it want's to kill me.
bot:Oh no! Will she live?
eu:Help! it want's to kill me!! help.
bot:What do you think of Obama?


wtf?!

[Zgary]

Quote:

Cleverbot: Why, what did I do? User: U're annoying. Cleverbot: Yez. User: I am bleeding tears. Cleverbot: What? User: Bleeding tears never hear of this? Cleverbot: Bleeding love.

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