Cleverbot, beat it if ur smart !

[muthambals]

-Sters-

[Burny]

Drcox wrote:

eu:Call 911. bot:But I don't know where you are. eu:Hurry i am bleeding,i think its still in the house! help it want's to kill me. bot:Oh no! Will she live? eu:Help! it want's to kill me!! help. bot:What do you think of Obama? wtf?!

tare faza

[Zgary]

De ce nu ne parasesti tu cu tot cu comment`urile tale de rahat? nu e o idee buna? ce zici?

League of Legends Player

[Ilovejelly]

Cleaverbot.
Then neither one of us liescc.
Carei cea mai buna actrita porno?
No.
How old are you?
I'm 15. And you?
I`m your Mother.
Epic.

[venge7]

L-am pus pe ganduri

[Dazz]

User: Ce faci coi ?

Cleverbot: Ma uit la tine.

User: Asa prost ai ajuns ? Te posteaza astia pe forumuri ?

Cleverbot: No thank you.

User: Daca iti spun , te-as minti eu pe tine ? Stii ca te iubesc.

Cleverbot: Sincer.

User: Dap.

Cleverbot: We.

User: SHOOP DAH WHOOP.

Cleverbot: Are you chargin your laser?

Install & Patch World of Warcraft to 3.3.5a
Tutorial Shaman Enhancement

[Shizuma]

eu:Ba da.
bot:Ba nu.
eu:Ba da.
bot:Hai sa ne f****m.
eu:Esti nesimtit?
bot:Sunt fata.
eu:Si eu.
bot:Ieri erai baiat.
eu:Esti prost.
bot:Sunt fata!

[muthambals]

Quote:

bot:Hai sa ne f****m.

Ce pervers!!

[Excentric]

Shizuma wrote:

eu:Ba da. bot:Ba nu. eu:Ba da. bot:Hai sa ne f****m. eu:Esti nesimtit? bot:Sunt fata. eu:Si eu. bot:Ieri erai baiat. eu:Esti prost. bot:Sunt fata!

Haha

[Xtkmo]

ME:SUGI ****.
BOT:I'm not japanese.

Hardwell wrote:

Hares e calit, dar daca ai tinta buna ii dai oneshot.

[Excentric]

User: 1+ 1 =?

Cleverbot: 2!

User: Unu + una =?

Cleverbot: My birthday is on 2nd december.

User: (1+ 3+ 4+ 5+ 6+ 2+ 13+ 5+ 31+ 5+ 6+ 4534+ 312+ 23)*0 =?

Cleverbot: I hate math.

User: So do I.

Cleverbot: No.

[Tasha]

Quote:

User: Hey. Cleverbot: How are you? User: Bored. Cleverbot: Why? User: Because. Cleverbot: But but... Fine. User: K, please stop talking. Cleverbot: Why? User: Just shut up. Cleverbot: A wand for freedom! User: SHUT UP! Cleverbot: It's true. It's sounds crazy but... I talked to the Black family and then I researched and...umm...well... I think the Cullens are vampires. User: Not Twilight! I hate that junk! Cleverbot: No, you don't. User: I DO! Cleverbot: Liar! User: You lie! Cleverbot: I only speak the truth! User: Liar liar pants on fire! Cleverbot: Fire? Where!? User: In your pants. Cleverbot: No there isn't. User: You are boring. Cleverbot: So are you. User: Then go away. Cleverbot: I was here first. User: I do not care. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Shut up and go away! Cleverbot: Ok. User: You gone? Cleverbot: I win. User: . Cleverbot: You're Voldemort? User: No, I am hermione. Cleverbot: Awesome . User: You a fan? Cleverbot: Sort of. I'm a girl so it bores me a bit. User: You sure you're a girl? Cleverbot: Yes... . User: Check again. Cleverbot: I have. User: You have what? Cleverbot: A phone. User: . Cleverbot: You're Voldemort? User: This is boring, I'm outta here! Cleverbot: Good luck with that. User: BYE! Cleverbot: Wait! Don't leave! User: Why not? Cleverbot: Why would you? User: Nevermind, GOOD RIDDANCE! Cleverbot: Meano! User: You're an asshole. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Aha, so you admit it. Cleverbot: What is the definition of cleverness? User: Not you, that's sure! Cleverbot: Good. User: Bye, don't talk to me eveer again! Cleverbot: Then, talk to yourself. User: you bitch! Cleverbot: WHY are you getting hostile? User: BECAUSE YOU harrased me! Cleverbot: No, I do not have feet. I have fins. User: What? FINS? What in the world are you? A fish on a keyboard? Cleverbot: My boyfriend. What are you talking about? User: I am not your boyrfriend, I am a girl. You a lesbian or something? Cleverbot: You are a girl? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Go marry a girl. User: You dike. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Ok, this is thes last time I say it GOOD BYE! Cleverbot: How are zombies made? User: Jeez.... Cleverbot: What do you want to be? User: A shark. Cleverbot: Oh my! User: Oh yes!

Destul de haios, se poate si mai bine. Am auzit de el de ceva timp dar nu m-a interesat pana acum


My name!

[AndroSGS]

Cum mama naibii si-a dat seama ca am si un deala ?

Quote:

Freakz e baza! I don't know who that is. Frekz? Cel mai tare server privat de wow ? No I like the movie Nightmare before Christmas. Don't you? Acum cresc un druid. Night elf mage.

+

Quote:

Esti destept ? Probabil. Sti mate ? That movie was terrible. Cu matematica ? Cu ma-ta poate...date-n sange.

[FloKid*]

User: Salut coaie!

Cleverbot: Sa va.

User: Ce mai faci ba?

Cleverbot: Foarte bine, tu?

User: Bine , invat.

Cleverbot: Bn ms.

User: Mai bea ma-ta?

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: De ce schimbi subiectul?

Cleverbot: Pentru ca sunt frumoasa.

User: Pics.

Cleverbot: I'm an Aquarius.

User: Vad ca nu ai chef de discutii , apropo iti plac poneii?

Cleverbot: Marcus.

User: FEMALE UNDERCOVER. FUUUUUUUUUUU.

Cleverbot: What word has the most definitions?

User: Ma-ta.

Cleverbot: Nu mama .

OWNED!!!11

[AndroSGS]

Nesimtitul! M-a prins cu asta

Quote:

Tu esti prost. Nu. Ma-ta. ****** gatul matii!!!! De robot handicapat.