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Ryu Hayabusa

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Post Posted: 27-11-2016, 18:09:13 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
• Politia comunala
La postul comunal de politie se prezinta un individ cu aripa masinii infundata.
- Domnule plutonier, aveti vaci negre in satul acesta ?
- Din cite stiu eu, nu.
- Dar capre negre ?
- Nu, nu cred.
- Cai negri ?
- Nu. De ce intrebati ?

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Post Posted: 01-12-2016, 14:14:35 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Criza Financiara:
- Doamne Dumnezeule, ajuta-ma cu 1.000.000 de dolari,sa scap de faliment,sa imi refac afacerea....fa ceva Doamne....
- Doamne Dumnezeule, ajuta-ma cu 10 dolari, sa am ce da azi la copilasi si poate maine imi gasesc ceva de lucru, fa ceva Doamne.....
Primul se duce la al doilea:
- Ma, ia de aici 10 dolari si lasa-l pe Dumnezeu sa se concentreze !!





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Post Posted: 01-12-2016, 19:59:38 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
In paradis, Sf. Petru intampina 10 femei moarte in aceeasi zi.
- Toate femeile care si-au inselat sotii, un pas inainte.
9 dintre cele 10 femei inainteaza cu un pas. In acel moment, Sf. Petru se intoarce catre Dumnezeu:
- Si cu surda ce facem?
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Ryu Hayabusa

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Post Posted: 18-12-2016, 09:29:51 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Conversatie intre doua prietene:
-Fata am rupt logodna cu Radu.
-De ce?
-Avea prea multe defecte.
-Si i-ai dat inapoi inelul ala cu diamante pe care ti l-a daruit ?
-Nu inelul nu avea defecte.

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Post Posted: 30-12-2016, 22:10:18 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
https://www.facebook.com/BRomaniaNOW/videos/1247747098605647/ xD

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Post Posted: 30-12-2016, 23:21:35 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
kakarot wrote:
https://www.facebook.com/BRomaniaNOW/videos/1247747098605647/ xD



20 de zile in plus, 20 de zile in minus, tot aia e -



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Ryu Hayabusa

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Post Posted: 16-01-2017, 11:45:41 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
O cearta in familie. Sotia:
– Pleaca ! Dispari din casa asta !
Sotul se indreapta spre usa.
– Sper sa mori incet si in chinuri !
– Deci vrei sa raman ?

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Post Posted: 26-01-2017, 18:58:09 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Scuzați off-topicul.
Dacă sunteți interesați de poker....
Check it

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Post Posted: 26-01-2017, 19:06:22 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Un tip, rupt de beat, iese dintr-un bar. Se duce in parcare si incepe sa pipaie masinile pe plafon.
Un sofer il vede si-l intreaba:
-Ce faci frate, ce cauti?
-Imi caut masina, zise betivul, clatinandu-se pe picioare!
-Pai si de ce le pipai pe plafon, ce nu sunt toate la fel?
-Ntz! A mea are girofar!
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Ryu Hayabusa

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Post Posted: 01-02-2017, 10:08:10 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
- Deschideti, politia !
- Si ce vreti ?
- Sa vorbim !
- Cati sunteti ?
- Doi.
- Si de ce nu vorbiti intre voi...

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Ryu Hayabusa

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Post Posted: 06-03-2017, 21:27:59 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Bula, neavand studii, se hotaraste sa-si faca o ferma. In prima luna isi cumpara 100 de pui, in a doua luna isi mai cumpara 100 si tot asa timp de un an. Dupa un an se intalneste cu Strula:
- Ce-ti mai face ferma, mai Bula ? intreba Strula.
- Rau Strula, rau !
- Da de ce?
- Pai nu mai am nici un pui !
- Cum asa ?!
- Nu stiu, ma. Cred ca fac ceva gresit. Ori ii plantez prea adanc ori nu ii ud destul ...

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Ryu Hayabusa

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Post Posted: 09-03-2017, 07:22:49 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
La ora de matematica Bula ii sopteste ceva unui coleg. Prefesoara il vede si il intreaba:
- Bula, ai spus ceva?
- I-am spus lui Strula ca sunt clar-vazator.
- Adica? Poti sa ne dai un exemplu?
- Pai vad prin fusta dumneavoastra si bag de seama ca nu aveti chiloti!
- Te deranjează pe tine asa ceva, Bula?
- Numai cand va aplecati dupa creta..

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