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Post Posted: 04-11-2012, 17:56:58 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Orice gluma , replica amuzanta sau alte chestii care intra in domeniul "amuzant" le postam aici .
Nu faceti off-topic , nu postati greseli gramaticale.




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Intr-un colt de harta, Tero se arata, Counterul vazand iese apasand. Tero pune bomba si se pune pe campat, counterii dezamorseaza, x-ul e salvat . Alta runda incepe, tero speriati , incep sa campeze , ca niste turbati . Cand Kalashu-l am in mana, bag frica in toti, si se-ascund dupa cutii, ca niste roboti . Alta runda`ncepe, tero ies la porti, dar eu cu m4 in mana, dau HEADSHOT la toti.
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Post Posted: 05-11-2012, 16:23:55 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

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Post Posted: 05-11-2012, 22:35:36 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

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Post Posted: 06-11-2012, 08:25:12 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

NEATZA!!!!Cine e la rand?



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Post Posted: 06-11-2012, 11:08:45 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Intr-o zi, angajatii de la serviciul de posta care triaza scrisorile, dau de un plic pe care, la “destinatar”, era scris “Pentru Dumnezeu”. Astia-ncep sa rada, deschid plicul si citesc:
- “Doamne, ajuta-ma si pe mine si trimite-mi 500 de lei, ca nu m-ajung cu pensia si cu cheltuielile zilnice”.
Impresionati, angajatii discut-un pic si pun toti mana de la mana de-o cheta si strang ei 300 de lei. Ii... pun intr-un plic si-l trimit batranului, fericiti c-au facut o fapta buna. Dupa vreo saptamana, iarasi un plic “Pentru Dumnezeu”. Mirati, astia desfac plicul:
- “Doamne, iti multumesc tare mult ca mi-ai trimis cei 500 de lei, dar sa stii ca n-am primit decat 300, ca porcii aia de la Posta mi-au sutit 200 din ei!

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Post Posted: 06-11-2012, 18:31:49 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

- lol.




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Post Posted: 06-11-2012, 18:41:44 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

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Post Posted: 06-11-2012, 18:45:23 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

1. Doi poliþiºti discutã:
- De ce îþi pui copilul sã doarmã pe dulap?
- Data trecutã a cãzut din pat ºi n-am auzit.

2. Boxerul campion vine la poliþie:
- Un tip m-a jefuit. M-a amenintat ºi mi-a luat cei 300$ pe care îi aveam la mine.
- ªi nu v-aþi apãrat?
- Pentru numai atîþia bani?!





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Post Posted: 06-11-2012, 18:46:36 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

- Doar pentru banii aia sa isi apere el onoarea asteapta sa creasca miza -)
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Post Posted: 06-11-2012, 22:47:37 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Bula la scoala intr-o clasa de fete, Profesara anunta ca vor avea inspectie.
Profesoara: - In cazul in care auziti din gura lui Bula o prostie, sa fugiti toate din clasa.
La inspectie profesoara intreaba: - Ce s-a construit la voi in oras copii?
Alinuta: - La noi in oras s-a construit un magazin, o scoala, o biblioteca.
Miruna: - La noi in oras s-a construit un hotel

Bula: - La noi in oras s-a construit un bordel.
Cand aud colegele lui Bula toate fug din clasa.
Bula: - Hoo, proastelor, ca inca nu s-a deschis"
Scuze ca nu am intrat pe servar pana acu dar sunt prins cu serviciul rau de tot sper sa ma intelegeti ms -



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Post Posted: 06-11-2012, 23:10:31 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Un politist opreste un sofer noaptea...
- Dom'le, amenda! Te-am prins, te-am ars! Uite, ca sa te fac scapat, raspunde la o intrebare: conduci noaptea; de pe contrasens vezi ca se apropie 2 faruri; ce este?
- O masina...
- Bine, o masina, da' ce e? Mercedes, Dacie, Volvo.....? Vad ca nu stii...
Hai sa iti mai pun o intrebare:conduci noaptea; de pe contrasens vezi ca se apropie un far; ce este?
- O motocicleta...
- Bine, dar ce e? Honda, Suzuki, Kawasaki? Vezi ca nu stii? AMENDA scrie pe matale !!
- Bine, platesc, da' vreau sa iti pun si eu o intrebare: conduci noaptea: pe maginea soselei vezi o gagica meseriasa, bulan, balcoane, tot tacamu'; ce este?
- O curva, ce sa fie?
- Bine, dar mai exact, ma-ta? sor-ta? nevasta-ta?
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