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Post Posted: 07-12-2013, 19:27:37 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Vine bula la scoala fiind foarte fericit ca niciodata. Bula se aseza in banca la care profesoara il intreaba: -Bula de ce esti asa de fericit astazi ? La care Bula raspunse: -Eeee doamna profesoara s-a maritat sora mea mai mare.. la care profesoara il intreaba: -Si cum e bula? -Eeee are un barbat... (are un c*r mare si o pu*a mare) Il bat si eu,il bate si mama,il bate si tata.. Il stiti pe Mihaita ala mic ?? -Da -Si el il bate! Vine Bula a doua zi la scoala fiind mai fericit ca niciodata.La care profesoara il intreba: -Bula ce se intampla cu tine de esti asa de fericit si astazi ? la care
Bula ii raspunse: -Eeeee doamna profesoara s-a maritat sora mea mijlocie are un barbat(cu un c*r mare si o pu*a mare) Il bat si eu il bate si mama ,il bate si tata,il stiti pe
Mihaita ala mic ? -Da -Si el il bate! -Vine bula a treia zi la scoala suparat foc,nu era asa suparat niciodata. La care profesoara il intreba: -Bula de esti asa de suparat,ca acum doua zile sareai in sus de bucurie!? La care Bula raspunse cu glas slab... -Eeee doamna profesoara s-a maritat sora mea mai mica. Are un barbat(are un c*r mare si o pu*a mare) Ma bate si pe mine, o bate si pe mama, il bate si pe tata,il stiti pe Mihaita ala mic?! -Da -A murit saracul!




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Post Posted: 07-12-2013, 19:52:25 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
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Posturi unite automat, 07-12-2013, 19:52:25

Profesoara lui Bula il cheama pe acesta la ea acasa, la ora 6. Bula vine cu o ora inainte si bate la usa. Profesoara, care facea baie, iese din vana si vine sa se uite pe vizor, cine e?

Bula, privind prin gaura cheii:

- Cretule, mama ta e acasa?
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Post Posted: 07-12-2013, 22:23:44 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Foarte tare doza de has

>>>>>Respect For PAUL WALKER<<<<<<<<


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Post Posted: 08-12-2013, 12:35:51 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
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Uitati un citat by JusT4FuNNN integral
Foaie verde castravete i-am dat headd shot prin perete n-a fost wll o fost bulan dar adminu mi-a dat ban - (poveste neaddevarata -


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Post Posted: 08-12-2013, 15:24:20 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Just srry dar am gasit-o pe GooGle:))
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Post Posted: 08-12-2013, 16:08:32 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
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Uitati un citat by JusT4FuNNN integral
Foaie verde castravete i-am dat headd shot prin perete n-a fost wll o fost bulan dar adminu mi-a dat ban - (poveste neaddevarata -


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Post Posted: 09-12-2013, 19:15:05 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Niste bancuri intrebare|raspuns .. -

Intrebare: Ce pasare nu se mananca?
Raspuns: Cucu', pentru ca se suge!...

Intrebare: Cum prinzi un iepuras?
Raspuns: Te ascunzi intr-un tufis si faci ca morcovul!...

Intrebare: Ce este mic verde si mananca fructe?
Raspuns: Micul verde mancator de fructe.

Interbare: Care este CULMEA DRESAJULUI?
Raspuns: Sa faci sa latre un catel de usturoi!...

Intrebare: De ce s-a inventat ciocolata alba?
Raspuns: Ca sa se murdareasca si tiganii pe maini!

Intrebare: Ce se afla intre Pamand si Luna?
Raspuns: "si"



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Post Posted: 10-12-2013, 11:11:05 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Bune. Intrebari intrebatoare -
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Post Posted: 11-12-2013, 20:04:07 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Dupa 60 de ani de casnicie, el moare. La scurt timp moare si ea si ajunge in rai... unde-l vede pe el.

- Dragule, ce bine-mi pare sa te regasesc!

- Lasa-ma-n pace, cucoana !

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Post Posted: 12-12-2013, 07:57:42 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
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Post Posted: 12-12-2013, 16:38:37 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Bun bun , chiar daca il stiam:)))



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