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Dione098

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Post Posted: 13-12-2013, 13:49:52 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Sa mai postam niste bancuri - -

Un tip îºi revine dintr-o comã profundã de 7 luni.
În tot acest timp, soþia lui a stat zilnic lângã patul lui.
La câteva zile dupa ce ºi-a revenit, îºi cheamã soþia:
- Draga mea, ai fost alãturi de mine în toate nenorocirile prin care am trecut: când
am fost concediat, m-ai sprijinit enorm; când afacerea mea a dat faliment, ai fost
lânga mine; când am fost împuºcat, ai stat alãturi de mine; când ne-am pierdut casa, ai
fost tot lânga mine; când sãnãtatea mea s-a ºubrezit, m-ai sprijinit permanent. ªtii ceva?
- Ce sã ºtiu, dragul meu? întreabã ea zâmbitoare.
- Cred cã îmi porþi ghinion! .............
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O românca, la produs în Italia, este acostatã noaptea de un client.
El: - Cât costã?
Ea: - 50 Euro...
O bagã în maºinã, îi dã banii ºi îºi face treaba. A doua noapte, figura se repetã... a treia noapte la fel... În a patra noapte... fata se uita la el ºi îl întreabã:
- Auzi mã, da` tu de unde eºti? cã parcã te cunosc...
El: - Din România.
Ea: - Ce coincidenþã, ºi eu la fel! De unde din România?
El: - Din Ciuperceni.
Ea: - Ce coincidenþã, ºi eu la fel!
El: - Coincidenþã s-o crezi tu... Mi-a dat tactu` 500 de euro pentru tine, dar mi-a zis sa nu þi-i dau toþi odatã, cã-i cheltui!!!
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Soția: Iubitule, înainte sã ne cãsãtorim îmi cumpãrai mereu bijuterii și cadouri scumpe…
Soțul: Așa, și?
Soția: Cum se face cã acum nu îmi mai cumperi?
Soțul: Iubito, unde ai mai pomenit tu pescar care sã dea mãmãligã la pește dupã ce l-a prins?...


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Post Posted: 13-12-2013, 20:02:26 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Salut all.

 
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Citeste regulamentul forumului si a sectiunii in care postezi. Next time warn.



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Post Posted: 14-12-2013, 09:40:27 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
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Post Posted: 14-12-2013, 17:38:33 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
La Radio Erevan, un ascultator intreaba:
- De ce costa divortul atit de mult?
Radio Erevan raspunde:
- Pentru ca merita!!!

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Post Posted: 15-12-2013, 14:39:40 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
cTa*CapsLock wrote:
La Radio Erevan, un ascultator intreaba:
- De ce costa divortul atit de mult?
Radio Erevan raspunde:
- Pentru ca merita!!!

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Post Posted: 15-12-2013, 14:39:54 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
cTa*CapsLock wrote:
La Radio Erevan, un ascultator intreaba:
- De ce costa divortul atit de mult?
Radio Erevan raspunde:
- Pentru ca merita!!!

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Post Posted: 15-12-2013, 21:10:41 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
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Post Posted: 17-12-2013, 21:37:14 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
What does the fox say"))))
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Post Posted: 17-12-2013, 21:40:13 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
What does the fox say"))))

Posturi unite automat, 17-12-2013, 21:38:59

cine s-a uitat la Star Wars

Posturi unite automat, 17-12-2013, 21:40:16

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Post Posted: 17-12-2013, 22:11:13 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Intr-o zi Bula il intreaba pe tatal lui:
- Tata, ce mancam azi?
Taica-sau, suparat ca n-are un chior de ban, ii raspunde:
- Ei, un rahat mancam!...
Bula raspunde:
- Bine, tu!... Dar eu?!?...

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Bula suna la pizza: -Primiti comenzi?
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- 10 flotari!

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Post Posted: 18-12-2013, 20:36:09 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Foaia verde castravete am dat Headshot prin perete nu a fost wall si a fost bulan dar mi-a dat adminu ban - -

Posturi unite automat, 18-12-2013, 20:36:09

Salutare mai scriu si eu asa pt, posturi

 
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Post Posted: 19-12-2013, 14:43:59 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
I grea?: Click!
Eu zik ca nu...aproape am invatat-o - Voi ce ziceti -)


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Post Posted: 19-12-2013, 19:03:53 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
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Post Posted: 19-12-2013, 19:43:45 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
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