chesti funny

maestru CS · Posted: 21-06-2013, 21:18:59 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Aici puteti posta video si poze amuzante.
Fara off topic
Cu acordu lui pro

P.R.O · Posted: 22-06-2013, 21:11:30 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Nu mi-ai cerut acordul

-bebeto- · Posted: 22-06-2013, 21:33:27 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

O tipã merge la un chirurg plastic:
- Doctore, mi-am pierdut urechile într-un accident, vã rog ajutaþi-mã!
- Nici o problemã, vã montez o pereche de urechi de la o blondã… vã deranjeazã
- Nu, nu cred, sînt tot urechi.
Trece o lunã, dupã care femeia se întoarce la cabinet dezorientata. Doctorul o întreabã mirat:
- Ce s-a întîmplat, n-auziþi bine
- Ba da, aud perfect, dar… nu-nþeleg nimic!

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maestru CS · Posted: 22-06-2013, 21:38:25 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Ba ti lam cerut uituc mai esti

P.R.O · Posted: 23-06-2013, 10:34:29 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Aaa mi-am adus aminte, cand mai sunat afara

atuncea eram la o bere..
Marog:

a intrebarea "De ce ati picat la testul de conducere", 5% dintre candidati au raspuns "Eram stresat" .
Restul au raspuns "Eram stresata".

maestru CS · Posted: 24-06-2013, 11:05:16 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Happy =]] · Posted: 24-06-2013, 11:23:42 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Pentru orice problema PM.
Nu ofer asistenta in privat.

-bebeto- · Posted: 24-06-2013, 11:24:17 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

uitatil pe master cand e la pc

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maestru CS · Posted: 24-06-2013, 11:27:10 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

haha vrei razboi BINE

Ce faceai bebeto

M0Ns[T]eR.eYe · Posted: 24-06-2013, 11:53:37 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Tea facut in nas bebeto

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-bebeto- · Posted: 24-06-2013, 11:58:36 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

maestru CS wrote:

haha vrei razboi BINE

Ce faceai bebeto

super tare

gj

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Basakot · Posted: 24-06-2013, 14:15:03 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

OmG !

Contact
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-bebeto- · Posted: 25-06-2013, 17:13:37 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Profesoara cãtre elevi:
- Vasilica, ce-i tatãl tãu?
- Gunoier.
- Nu se spune gunoier, ci lucrãtor la Salubritate.
- Petricã, ce-i tatãl tãu?
- Gropar.
- Nu se spune gropar, ci lucrãtor la Pompe Funebre.
- Ioane, ce e tatãl tãu?
- Cioban!
- Nu, mãi, Ioane, se spune Îndrumãtor Pastoral.
- Bula, ce-i tatãl tãu?
- DJ la Mystic Club.
- Cum adicã?
- Clopotar la bisericã…

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M0Ns[T]eR.eYe · Posted: 25-06-2013, 17:26:00 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

"DJ la Mystic Club"

maestru CS · Posted: 25-06-2013, 20:38:54 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)