Statusuri

Alpha_Kill3r · Posted: 29-05-2007, 19:28:56 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Postati aici ce statusuri aveti la messenger sau daca stiti statusuri misto:

>>Le doresc la toti dusmanii mei 3 masini in fata casei…….politia pompierii si salvarea

>>Am citit ca tutunul dauneaza si… m-am lasat de fumat!
Am citit ca alcoolul dauneaza si.. m-am lasat de baut!
Am citit ca sexul dauneaza si…. m-am lasat de…. citit!

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Vanez tantari...Trebuie precizie

>>“Astazi eram in biserica si cand ma uit la cucoana de langa mine ..isi aprindea tigara..Doamne sa scap berea din mana nu alta”

>>“Buna, sunt un virus românesc, dar din cauza tehnologiei sarace din tara mea nu sunt în stare sa-i fac nimic calculatorului tau. Te rog, fii dragut, sterge un fisier de-al tau si pretinde ca esti speriat “ (asta pentru Shocker)

Daca un astfel de Topic exista imi cer scuze dar nu l-am observat

Populatia Pamantului e in crestere...Inteligenta ramane constanta

ex-liq. · Posted: 29-05-2007, 19:45:54 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Sts-u lu unu

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SICRIU firar ea de scoala

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blader · Posted: 29-05-2007, 19:59:36 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Folosit de mine: Controlling you through a chip implanted in your butt since 1999.

Dereglat, ca un ceas antic.

Exile the Ninja wrote:

In2ition , esti un carnat afumat. Ada' slanina aici si o felie de pita, te mananc ba.

int · Posted: 29-05-2007, 20:10:29 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

liquidz0r wrote:

SICRIU firar ea de scoala

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spot ™

CsO · Posted: 29-05-2007, 20:20:22 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Statusul meu preferat:
"Shit happens! Mostly to me so don't worry..."

Dark^ · Posted: 29-05-2007, 20:35:56 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Statusu lu unu

Cum se f_t paianjeni

BillyBoy · Posted: 29-05-2007, 20:39:35 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

statusu la un coleg " mank.....o mama de bateie ! ! !

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ex-liq. · Posted: 29-05-2007, 20:41:00 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Sau Jack Si Rack Au fost Fratzi ??

Sts lu unu nujt care

JohnCena · Posted: 29-05-2007, 20:41:22 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Hai Sa facem putina matematik :
-ne adunam la tine akas
-scadem nijte haine
-impartzim patu
-ne inmultim

BillyBoy · Posted: 29-05-2007, 20:51:51 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

sau la mine

te uiti ca si prostu la status pt ca este albastru www.

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Doar viata pe care o traim pentru altii este o viata ce merita sa fie traita.

ritmer · Posted: 29-05-2007, 21:00:36 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

pokemon ftw

picachu de ce mi-ai dat ignor , vream sate bag in pokeminge

Cel mai usor lucru pe lumea asta e sa devii artist, e floare la ureche(a) lui van gogh ...

3v!L · Posted: 30-05-2007, 11:58:11 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

>> Oamenii isi pierd sanatatea pentru a face bani, si mai apoi banii pentru a-si recastiga sanatatea <<

>> If you love someone, let him go. If he comes back, he's yours. If he doesn't he never was...<<

>>DnD Plimb ratza prin beci<<

Statusul lu alias [citez] :

"If i could rearrange all the letters in the alphabet, i'd put A(andrei) and R(roxy) together. Te ador scumpa mea

[] -----Cumpar BlueTooth-----"

Pwned

& Laim of course

<i>GeNeRaL<i> - @ - Cs.Freakz.Ro

Alpha_Kill3r · Posted: 30-05-2007, 15:45:01 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

>> Un mic anunut: Vand sapa cu pedale si handsfree.Detalii la 112 in toate retelele.

Populatia Pamantului e in crestere...Inteligenta ramane constanta

r@mbo · Posted: 30-05-2007, 18:35:21 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

my status : if you don't like me ,go to the rusia !

klesk · Posted: 30-05-2007, 20:01:32 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

" Barbatul este o prelungire inutila a pul** ... femeia este obiectul de care te tii cand ****. "

sin.freakz.ro