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hasbeo · Posted: 30-05-2007, 20:21:47 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

ady1266 · Last edited by ady1266 on 30-05-2007, 21:19:37; edited 1 time in total

am primito pe mess:
"Moare un cs player si, dupa moarte, ajunge în Iad. Dupa o saptamîna, suna Satana la Dumnezeu:
- Doamne, ce nebun mi-ai trimis, a distrus toate cazanele, a ucis toti dracii, alearga prin tot Iadul si striga în gura mare: "Unde mor*ii ma*ii e plantata bombaa ??"

hasbeo · Posted: 30-05-2007, 21:15:19 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Cenzureaza^^

CobReX · Posted: 30-05-2007, 21:19:37 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

prefer in loc de lacrimi,o sticla de bere !!

..cand am pus prima data,intra toate fetele si fac "Pentru cine e?Cine te`a suparat??De ce esti asa rau,dai o sansa macar!!" si yo bagam statusul numai de vrajala..

Cum sa faci film Counter Strike | Shocker's ShockingSoft

RIWIX : zice ca-s retard daca il intreb asa ceva.
Cobrex : asta era si ideea

santa_fe · Posted: 30-05-2007, 23:09:28 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Batranii trec strada prin locuri nemarcate...un fel de sport extrem la varste inaintate! Raised eyebrow

In2ition · Posted: 31-05-2007, 16:22:11 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

am citit ca tutunul dauneaza grav sanatatii .... asa ca m-am lasat de fuman
am citit ca alcoolul dauneaza grav sanatii .... asa ca m-am lasat de baut
am citit ca sexul dauneaza sanatatii ... asa ca m-am lasat de citit

luat de la asp1

We stop looking for monsters under the bed when we realize they're inside of us.

nr913 wrote:

no really, dacã nu era așa țãrancã, și dacã era în bucurești, o luam de nevastã

Dark^ · Posted: 31-05-2007, 16:28:24 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

H_B_O wrote:

offtopic... dak tu reusesti sa pui poza aia la status atunci eu sunt but

ontopic. P'afar cu nubi

il avea cineva la status

blader · Posted: 31-05-2007, 21:19:21 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

"Cannibal Corpse - 08 Post Mortal Ejaculation"

Dereglat, ca un ceas antic.

Exile the Ninja wrote:

In2ition , esti un carnat afumat. Ada' slanina aici si o felie de pita, te mananc ba.

hasbeo · Posted: 31-05-2007, 21:38:48 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

@dark90:ala e textul ce il pun la status.Am pus imagine ca sa ma scuteasca sa scriu textul

asp1r1n2 · Posted: 31-05-2007, 21:48:00 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

in2 sa stii k nu e de la mine!!!!!! l-am vzt si eu pe undeva si l-am furat

Dark^ · Posted: 05-06-2007, 14:56:10 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

oricine are dreptul de a fi prost dar uni abuzeaza prea mult de acest dar

KaTTaNa` · Posted: 05-06-2007, 15:20:43 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Daca ma inrolati in razboi ma declar inapt caci nu vreau sa fiu erou intr`o tara de c***t
Pareri ?

illuSion · Posted: 05-06-2007, 19:03:33 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

nu beau,nu fumez,nu injur.......bagami-as p*** iar mi-a cazut tigarea in bautura

KaTTaNa` · Posted: 05-06-2007, 20:49:43 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

illuSion wrote:

nu beau,nu fumez,nu injur.......bagami-as p*** iar mi-a cazut tigarea in bautura

Asta`i ombladon - liceeni rock`nroll

ex-liq. · Posted: 05-06-2007, 21:24:19 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Ce spune un spermatozoid cand urmareste un ovul??..Daca te prind .... Om te fac ..

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