Wow jokes

Ingineru · Posted: 29-08-2011, 03:44:15 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Am vazut multe bankuri/glume pe forumuri despre wow si nu prea am vazut aici asa ca am zis hai sa incepem si aici ceva..

oricum am sa incep eu cu asta

A Dwarf, a Human and a Gnome are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Gnome comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

So the Dwarf says, "I love liver and cheese." The female replies, "That's not good enough."

The Human says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough."

Finally, the Male Gnome says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."

Vraja · Posted: 29-08-2011, 09:19:58 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

3 females talking:
1st: My husband is a warrios and he has a lot of stamina
2nd: My husband is a rogue and he likes it from behind
3rd: My husband is a mage and off the records... I hate polymorph!

parerea mea

Burebysta · Posted: 29-08-2011, 09:32:39 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

I'm a Paladin, small and stout,
here's my mace and here's my mount,
when I see trouble I scream and shout,
pop my bubble and hearthstone out..

Posturi unite automat, 29-08-2011, 10:32:39

Q:What do you call 30 paladins in Wintergrasp Lake?

A: A Bubble Bath.

coldice · Posted: 29-08-2011, 09:50:28 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

A rogue and a hunter in stormwind.
Rogue :
- We want two shots of Stalinskaya.
Bartender:
-Here they are.
At one moment , the hunter distracts the rogue attention and drinks the two shots.
Rogue: What was that?
Hunter: Multi-Shot!

Posturi unite automat, 29-08-2011, 10:50:28

Padurarul is so fat cuz he need 10 warlocks to summon him.

andelarosa · Posted: 29-08-2011, 10:02:52 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

coldice wrote:

A rogue and a hunter in stormwind.
Rogue :
- We want two shots of Stalinskaya.
Bartender:
-Here they are.
At one moment , the hunter distracts the rogue attention and drinks the two shots.
Rogue: What was that?
Hunter: Multi-Shot!

Posturi unite automat, 29-08-2011, 10:50:28

Padurarul is so fat cuz he need 10 warlocks to summon him.

buna asta

coldice · Posted: 29-08-2011, 10:20:09 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Yo momma is so fat, Even bran bronzebeard hasn't explored her yet!

I tried doing yo momma, but it said Instance is Full

Your momma so ugly Illidan said he wasn't prepared.

It was named Black Temple until yo momma sat on it, then it became the Sunken Temple!

Yo mama's so fat that chain lightning hits her three times.

Yo mama is soo ugly, when she went to the crowded lands and it became the ghostlands!

Yo mama so fat she tried to pop sprint and still ran at normal speed!

Want moar?

Posturi unite automat, 29-08-2011, 11:20:09

Una pe romana:
Maicata e atat de cacacioasa, ca cand a dat o basina , s-a trezit Deathwing.

(cacafonia ca-cand a fost pusa intentionat)

andelarosa · Posted: 29-08-2011, 10:21:57 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

+Rep mon' !

f tare

coldice · Posted: 29-08-2011, 10:27:05 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

andelarosa wrote:

+Rep mon' !

f tare

multam fain:D

Velaurius · Posted: 29-08-2011, 10:34:46 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Románe bre!

I: Ce opti daca incrucisezi un tauren si un gnome?

R: Un mini-taur

: Cati gnomi iti trebuie sa vopsesti un zid?

R: Depinde…. cat de tare i arunci

I: Ce rezulta daca intr-un loc exista 22 de taureni si un gnome?

R: Un meci de fotbal

Necris · Posted: 29-08-2011, 10:44:18 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Cum se camufleaza Tautenii?
Se suie in copaci si isi vopsesc boasele rosii ca merele sa se camufleze mai bine.

Cum mor Gnomii?
Culegand mere

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Cipry999 · Posted: 29-08-2011, 10:53:49 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

How do you call a druid in treeform who melee's ?
A combat log !

ioana94 · Posted: 29-08-2011, 11:08:39 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Cipry999 wrote:

How do you call a druid in treeform who melee's ?
A combat log !

=) nice.

Daca ati auzit de Feelme, best mag, whatever, here are some jokes:

Feelme's talent build is 71/71/71.
Feelme can spellsteal your flying mount.
Ironforge was a well-known beach but Feelme used his Blizzard...
Feelme used /spit only once. To this day people still call it The Sunwell.
Fall damage will miss on Feelme.

etc! Source

Timon.si.Pumba · Posted: 29-08-2011, 15:33:33 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

I: De ce warriorii nu isi pun niciodata prin enchant intelect pe arme?

R: Pentru ca nu doresc ca armele sa fie mai destepte ca ei.

Un gnome intra intr-un bar spunand ingrijorat “Este cineva aici care are un enorm urs afara ?” Un dwarf de la barf raspundea “Eu” apoi mai ia o gura de bere si spune “Ala e Scratcy care astepta afara , nui place sa intre in bar. De ce a incercat sa te manance?”
“Nu nu nu ” raspunde gnome “Cred ca…. . Imi pare rau sa va spun dar veverita mea mecani cred ca la omorat”
“Nu are cum” tipa dwaful , “Scratchy este enorm putea sa iti calce veverita si sa nu simnta nimic , refuiz sa cred ca o veverita mi-a ucis ursul”
“Bine nu ma crede” A raspuns gbomul “Dute afara si uitate este un urs urias mort care s-a inecat cu veverita mea mecanica”

Sotul ajunge in zori acasa. Nevasta il intreaba, cu ton de cearta:
- Unde ai fost toata noaptea?
- Inchipuie-ti draga, chiar cand sa plec acasa, secretara cea noua mi-a adus o cafea si mi-a zambit provocator. Cand a pus cafeaua pe masa, i s-a deschis bluza si nu m-am putut abtine sa o sarut pe gat, la care ea a devenit salbatica si ne-am pierdut amandoi capul. In final, am ajuns la ea acasa si am facut dragoste nebuna toata noaptea.
- Minti! Pun pariu ca iar ai iar ai jucat WoW ca disperatul toata noaptea !

2 copii obsedatzi de WoW "de Paste" se jucau :

Primul zice : Hristos a Inviat !
Al doilea : Ce lvl are !?!

sundaysfantasy wrote:

oi scrie tu colorat ca si mine, dar eu pot sa inchid topicuri, ha!

coldice · Posted: 29-08-2011, 21:59:01 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Jeesus was soulstoned

Warfield · Posted: 29-08-2011, 22:04:49 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

what do noobs and rogues have in common ? They both pick locks.