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Claraa

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Post Posted: 09-12-2011, 01:31:48 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Acest topic a fost creeat pentrut cei ce au chef de glume bancuri, playeri din Showdown! Cea mai buna gluma va fi premiata cu 200k gold! -

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Post Posted: 09-12-2011, 17:14:58 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Ea pune o intrebare catre medicul ei dentist:

-De ce ma inec cu periuta de dinti cand ma spal si atunci cand ii fac sex oral prietenului meu nu...?

La care medicul raspunde:

-Evident periuta de dinti e mai mare...
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Post Posted: 09-12-2011, 20:57:07 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
se poate si pe engleza ? Surprise


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Post Posted: 10-12-2011, 00:56:08 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Sylvanaa -


Un roman se duce in Africa la un restaurant.
-Ce aveti de mancare?
-Ciorba de balumba,friptura de balumba,piure de balumba.
-Bine.Da-mi cate o portie din fiecare.
Termina romanaul de mancat,se duce la chelner si intreaba:
-Unde este toaleta?
-Toaleta?NUU!Te duci in tufisuri,scoti balumba si te pisi!
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Post Posted: 11-12-2011, 17:24:45 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Da alina se poate!

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Post Posted: 13-12-2011, 21:53:53 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Kregnarok(Thunder)

Cica se duce profa- la scoala intr-o zi , intra in clasa si spune:
-Buna ziua, copii!
Iar copii ii raspund:
-Buna ziua mea!
Auzind asta, se oftica profa, da- pana la sfarsitu- zilei ii trece... a doua zi:
-Buna ziua, copii!
-Buna ziua mea!
Se oftica asta rau, pregateste cerere de demisie, vine a treia zi:
-Buna ziua, copii..
-Buna ziua!
Asta fericita se uita prin clasa ... si ... nu-l vede pe Bula... Le zice elevilor:
-Copii, maine cand vin si zic -buna ziua- voi sa taceti din gura si sa-l lasati numai pe Bula sa zica...
Zis si facut . Ziua urmatoare:
-Buna ziua, copii!
La care Bula:
-Du-te-n p**a mea!
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Post Posted: 14-12-2011, 11:20:34 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Realgalldwin best feral/player atat pvp cat si pve!w

P.s: nu e luate de pe net cum.au facut colegii de mai sus - - Surprise
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Post Posted: 14-12-2011, 15:10:26 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Boss nambar uan !!



Intra o baba mica,cocosata si zbarcita intr-un bar si-i zice barmanului :
-Domnule,aici serviti stafide?
-Doamna,noi servim pe toata lumea !
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Post Posted: 14-12-2011, 19:59:01 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
2 blonde cauta cheile noaptea la lumina , vine un politist si le ajuta si el sa le caute .
Dupa o ora zice politistul
-Fetelor dar sunteti sigure ca pierdut aici.
-A nu le-am pierdut mai incolo , dar cautam aici ca e lumina.
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Post Posted: 15-12-2011, 00:47:01 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Momentan cele mai bune 2 bancuri Disney si Zahu astept next!

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Post Posted: 15-12-2011, 00:59:57 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
dumitrubit wrote:
Ea pune o intrebare catre medicul ei dentist:

-De ce ma inec cu periuta de dinti cand ma spal si atunci cand ii fac sex oral prietenului meu nu...?

La care medicul raspunde:

-Evident periuta de dinti e mai mare...


-) banc de tristi -))


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Post Posted: 15-12-2011, 15:08:25 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Daca nu esti din guilda nu inteleg la ce postezi la noi! Nu scrie clar doar membrii showdown?

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Post Posted: 16-12-2011, 04:05:37 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
clara universul e mare -


ps: is mai membru ca tine! ca sa fiu si eu ontopic...


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Post Posted: 16-12-2011, 08:51:49 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"

And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"

The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."

Merry X-Mas! - - -

And a happy new year! -


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Post Posted: 16-12-2011, 09:53:27 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=r9E2EkbrdUE:



Sa nu ziceti ca ca sunt marlan si rad singur:))
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