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Post Posted: 27-02-2012, 23:22:34 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Auziti dar cu ce ma incalt?

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Post Posted: 27-02-2012, 23:57:13 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
cu papuci de casa -
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Post Posted: 28-02-2012, 13:09:40 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Catea tu nu ai nevoie de incaltaminte ca esti motanu incaltat:))
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Post Posted: 03-03-2012, 21:40:50 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Ma baietii am gasit cateva bancuri de muriti de ras:
Bulã ºi cu tatãl lui se duc în pãdure sã taie lemne.
- Pa, tatã! spune Bulã la un moment dat.
- Ce este, Bulã? Pleci undeva?
- Eu nu, tatã, dar un copac a început sã cadã înspre tine…

Gigel spune cã tatãl lui e inginer ºi Ionel cã al lui e avocat.
- Bulã, tatãl tãu ce e?
- Medic stomatolog agricol!
- Adicã, ce face?
Bulã:
- Pune dinþi la greblã.


Doi moldoveni:
- Mãi Ioane, cum te aperi tu împotriva SIDA?
- Cu prezervativ, îl port tot timpul.
- ªi nu-l dai jos niciodatã?
- Ba da, când mã duc la toaletã ºi când fac sex!


Mã simt ca în Scufiþa Roºie de fiecare datã când mã opreºte Poliþia:
– De ce ai roþile aºa mari?
– De ce ai jantele aºa late?
– De ce ai toba aºa zgomotoasã?
– De ce ai folie aºa neagrã?



O blondã atractivã din Irlanda, ajunge la un Cazinou.
Pãrea un pic bautã și a pariat 20.000 Euro pe o singurã mânã de zaruri.
În același timp spuse:
-Sper sã nu vã deranjez, dar simt cã am mai mult noroc dacã sunt complet dezbracatã.
Așa, își scoase toate hainele, aruncã zarul și strigã:
-Haide! Haide! Cã mami are nevoie de hainuțe noi!
Când zarul s-a oprit, începu sã sarã și sã strige:
-Da! Da! Am câștigat!!!
A îmbrãțișat angajații, pe fiecare din jucatorii de lângã ea, încaseazã banii, își ia hainele și pleacã repede.
Toți au rãmas cu gurile cãscate.
Într-un final, unul din angajați întreabã:
-Ce numãr a ieșit?
Celãlalt rãspunde :
-Nu știu, m-am gândit c-ai vãzut tu!

MORALA…
Nu toți irlandezii sunt bețivi...
Nu toate blondele sunt proaste...
Dar bãrbații... sunt toți la fel!
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Post Posted: 03-03-2012, 22:17:13 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
sunt tari bancurile -

mai ales ala cu 20.000 euro -





___Cel mai important e sa crezi in tine!!
___Parerea celorlalti se schimba zilnic...
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Post Posted: 03-03-2012, 22:17:30 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Buna aia cu blonda -

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Post Posted: 04-03-2012, 02:16:37 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
dati si voi un Click!




Nu sunt destept,dar cand privesc in jur prind curaj.

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Post Posted: 04-03-2012, 14:26:14 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Ms tuturor pt urari ! - -
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Post Posted: 04-03-2012, 15:48:15 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
LMA Polat ! Sa fi sanatos si sa ai parte de tot ceti doresti !

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Post Posted: 05-03-2012, 16:43:16 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Ms catea !
Uitati cum vb sakalu !

ichael is joining the Counter-Terrorist force
><TREME-SAKALUL : polat mergi?

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Post Posted: 05-03-2012, 16:53:03 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Ce om...
Data viitoare arde-i si un f2.

Edit, l-am prins eu. -
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Post Posted: 11-03-2012, 19:57:09 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Pato am si eu o rugaminte! Serverul este rau si ii da kick sarmanului player "iulicaboss" . Ma rugat sa vorbesc cu serveru sa nu-i mai dea kick - - :

http://postimage.org/image/vyc6glvo1/

http://postimage.org/image/aivmll93b/

Vorbeste cu serverul la telefon sau dai PM si zi sal lase in pace - -

p.s. ii tot ziceam ca are lag dar nu pricepea

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Post Posted: 11-03-2012, 20:19:01 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
O sa vad ce pot face dar nu promit nimic. -
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Post Posted: 11-03-2012, 23:48:25 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
a fost tare rau faza -



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Post Posted: 11-03-2012, 23:58:22 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
frate ce oameni - -
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