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Maniacu2
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Post Posted: 18-01-2013, 23:52:45 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
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Post Posted: 18-01-2013, 23:55:04 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Noapte Buna!!!! Wave



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Post Posted: 19-01-2013, 00:47:03 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
CATEGORII DE BARBATI:

Curajosul vine acasa beat la trei dimineata. Nevasta il asteapta la usa , cu matura in mana.
Curajosul o intreaba:
– Vrei sa maturi, sau vrei sa zbori undeva?

Neinfricatul ajunge beat acasa la trei dimineata. Duhneste a parfum si are camasa mazgalita cu ruj. Isi apuca sotia de fund si ii zice:
– Acum e randul tau.

Indraznetul vine acasa beat la trei dimineata. Sotia lui sta in pat, treaza.
Indraznetul apuca un scaun si il aseaza langa pat.
– Ce faci cu asta?, intreaba nevasta, infuriata la culme.
– Vreau sa stau in primul rand cand incepi circul.

GET RICH OR DIE TRYING !!!

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Post Posted: 19-01-2013, 03:23:27 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
De unde le scoti SIRE? -



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Vip3R01 asta este fantastic.


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Post Posted: 19-01-2013, 14:26:22 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
mai gresec oameni:))
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Post Posted: 19-01-2013, 14:28:15 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Puteai sa dai edit.


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Post Posted: 19-01-2013, 14:47:40 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Greierii
Doi tineri se duc in parc. Se aseaza in iarba...ea timida, el indraznet... Pe masura ce se lasa noaptea, mai multe cupluri de indragostiti se aseaza in iarba, in jurul lor. La un moment dat, ea romantica:
- Ce frumos canta greierii!...
El nervos:
- Nu sunt greieri, sunt fermoare!

O zi eu...
- Eu am ajuns, în sfârºit, la o înþelegere cu soþia mea. O zi mã duc eu la cumpãrãturi, o zi ea.
- ªi sunteþi mulþumiþi?
- Bineînþeles! O zi bem, o zi mâncãm...

Amarul...
Un om trece pe langa un betiv si il intreaba:
- De ce bei mai, omule?
- Ca sa-mi inec amarul.
- Si, l-ai inecat?
-Nu, ca al dracului stie sa inoate!

La farmacie...
Un betiv intra intr-o farmacie si urla:
– Da-mi un prezervativ, acum!!!
Farmacista:
– Mai decent, va rog!
La care betivul isi scoate p**a si intreaba destul de calm:
– Aveti hainute pentru acest bebelus?!?
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buna seara @lll

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Post Posted: 19-01-2013, 20:14:03 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
O blonda intra disperata intr-o benzinarie:
- Va rog sa ma ajutati. Mi-am uitat cheile in masina... Ce o sa ma fac acum?
Benzinarul se abtine sa nu rada si o intreaba :
- Macar a ramas geamul putin deschis?
- Da.
- Perfect, atunci incercati sa trageti cu aceasta sarma butonul de blocaj in sus si astfel puteti deschide usa.
- Va multumesc din suflet, zice blonda iesind cu bucata de sarma din benzinarie.
Dupa 15 minute intra un client in benzinarie razand in hohote.
- Ce s-a intamplat? intreaba benzinarul
- Afara , langa pompa de benzina sta o blonda care incearca sa deblocheze usa cu o sarma...
- Si ce e rau in asta? intreaba benzinarul
- Nimic, dar in masina mai e o blonda care tot zice: "mai la stanga", " mai la dreapta", "mai jos"...
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Post Posted: 19-01-2013, 21:53:36 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Viperoi o iei si tu pe urmele lu SIRE cu bancurile -



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Post Posted: 19-01-2013, 22:04:51 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
poke nici aici nu scap de tn?


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Post Posted: 19-01-2013, 22:06:00 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
DA frate -))

in lipsa de alceva
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Se molipseste boala asta.


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Post Posted: 19-01-2013, 22:07:40 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
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