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Post Posted: 03-02-2013, 22:04:04 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Eu zic sa terminati si sa cititi aici bancuri si sa radeti

Fata de 14 ani le marturiseste parintilor ca nu i-a venit menstruatia. Parintii nervosi, lacrimand, disperati o intreaba care a fost porcul care a putut face asa ceva? Ea ia telefonul, vorbeste, inchide. Intr-o jumate de ora apare in fata casei un Ferrari ultimul tip, nou nout. Coboara un tip mai in varsta, cu parul alb pe alocuri, imbracat intr-un costum scump si elegant, pantofi asemenea. Intra in casa, o ia hotarat inspre camera de zi si se aseaza intre fata si parinti.
- Buna dimineata. Mi-a povestit fiica dumneavoastra ce s-a intamplat. Din motive familiale nu pot sa o iau de nevasta dar am o oferta pentru dumneavoastra.
In cazul in care copilul nascut va fi fata primeste de la mine 3 magazine, doua apartamente, o vila pe malul marii si 500.000 dolari anual.
Daca va fi baiat ii dau 2 fabrici si tot 500.000 anual.
In cazul in care vor fi gemeni, cate o fabrica si 250.000 dolari de cap anual.
In cazul in care fata dumneavoastra pierde sarcina...
Aici tatal profitand de pauza cauzata necesitatii unei respiratii:
- I-o mai tragi odata! - -



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PoKe TeaM Pku*

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Post Posted: 05-02-2013, 00:36:24 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Cel mai tare banc!!!
Bula si Alinuta se joaca prin casa.
Bula o loveste cu prastia in cap si zice "HEADSHOT''.
Alinuta ia o carte, i-o pocneste in fata si zice "FACEBOOK"!!! - -



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- poke numai Facebook ia -


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Tu iei numai HS - -



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Din acest an si pe PS3, cu functii noi de jmen-bar si ciordeala -



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La fel ºi când eºti prost."
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Post Posted: 05-02-2013, 17:11:05 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
- lasa;i ma -




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Adr3naline

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Post Posted: 05-02-2013, 17:20:33 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Cred ca-l vad pe trifoi in spate ala mic -


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Post Posted: 05-02-2013, 18:13:29 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
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Cred ca-l vad pe trifoi in spate ala mic -


Si tu ma tii de mana, nu? -



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Post Posted: 05-02-2013, 18:14:31 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
neatza all
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Post Posted: 05-02-2013, 18:37:58 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Trifoi_cu_4_foi wrote:
Adr3naline wrote:
Cred ca-l vad pe trifoi in spate ala mic -


Si tu ma tii de mana, nu? -

Te tin ca sunt fratioru tau mai mare da ce burtica mare ai -


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Post Posted: 05-02-2013, 18:45:31 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=528696707151425&&set=a.441620925859004.98141.441563852531378&&type=1&&theater
prea tare pentru hamsteru

Foaie verde castravete
Am dat hedu prin perete
Na fost cod a fost bulan
Dar adminu mia dat ban
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Post Posted: 05-02-2013, 19:49:37 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Vezi ca in poza asta e vorba si de mine "pokemon"
Symsule te omor si eu si hamsteru - -



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Post Posted: 05-02-2013, 19:56:45 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Adr3naline e baza in poza lu trif -)))


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Post Posted: 05-02-2013, 20:01:43 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Ce freza are trifoi afro -


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Post Posted: 05-02-2013, 20:19:35 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
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Te tin ca sunt fratioru tau mai mare da ce burtica mare ai -



Sa-mi vezi puța - dar din alt unghi.



"Când eºti mort, nu ºtii cã eºti mort, e greu doar pentru ceilalþi.
La fel ºi când eºti prost."
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