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Mr.Kennedy

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Post Posted: 03-02-2013, 17:51:10 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Asta-i buna - - - - -
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Post Posted: 03-02-2013, 17:57:36 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Mr.Kennedy wrote:
Asta-i buna - - - - -
https://youtube.com/watch?v=59omlcAOaCA:


+1 -))


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Post Posted: 03-02-2013, 17:57:41 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Mr.Kennedy wrote:
Asta-i buna - - - - -


sincer :]], am ras :]]


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Post Posted: 03-02-2013, 18:00:43 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
daca sa-r adopta asa joc putini ar risca - - - -







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Post Posted: 03-02-2013, 19:00:26 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Mai usor cu off topic-ul si emoticon-urile, mai multe poze, video, etc.


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Post Posted: 14-02-2013, 22:38:08 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
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Post Posted: 14-02-2013, 23:43:32 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
o zi speciala

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Post Posted: 16-02-2013, 12:31:22 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
o stiu e prea penala :]]]=]]


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Post Posted: 16-02-2013, 12:49:55 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
uite aici una mai l;unga si mai misto -
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VI-6qyZ0-Ug:


https://youtube.com/watch?v=aSfJpGyoXvg:


https://youtube.com/watch?v=gtbJpqE-r8U:


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Post Posted: 16-02-2013, 13:02:09 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
uite ca asta n-ai puso - https://youtube.com/watch?v=QkNrSpqUr-E:


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Post Posted: 16-02-2013, 13:10:25 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
e mai penal asta care cade...
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Post Posted: 16-02-2013, 14:26:47 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Urmaream in pat, langa nevasta-mea, "Vrei sa fii miliardar?"
M-am intors catre ea si am intrebat-o: "Vrei sa facem dragoste?
"Nu", mi-a raspuns ea.
"Asta e raspunsul tau final?", am intrebat-o.
De data asta nici nu m-a privit cand mi-a raspuns ca da.
Asa ca am spus: "Atunci as vrea sa sun o prietena"...
...si atunci a inceput cearta! .....................


Nevasta-mea s-a dus la supermarket .
Am rugat-o sa ia si-un bax de Tuborg, de 18 lei.
A cumparat in schimb o cutie de L'Oreal DermaGenese de 24 de lei.
I-am spus ca berea ar fi ajutat-o sa arate mai bine in noaptea aia
decit crema.
...si atunci a inceput cearta!


Am scos-o pe nevasta-mea la un restaurant.
S-a intamplat ca ospatarul sa ia mai intai comanda mea.
"Un cotlet mare de vita in sange pe gratar.
M-a intrebat: "Nu va pasa de vaca nebuna?"
"Nu.", am raspuns. "Poate comanda si singura"...
...si atunci a inceput cearta!


Nevasta-mea statea langa mine pe canapea, in timp ce eu zappam canalele.
M-a intrebat: "Ce mai e pe televizor?"
I-am raspuns: "Praf"...
...si atunci a inceput cearta!


Nevasta-mea tot incerca sa-mi sugereze ce-si doreste pentru urmatoarea aniversare.
Mi-a spus: "vreau ceva stralucitor, ce ajunge de la 0 la 100 in trei secunde."
I-am daruit un cantar ...
...si atunci a inceput cearta!


Cand am ajuns aseara acasa, nevasta-mea mi-a cerut sa o duc intr-un loc scump.
Am dus-o la o benzinarie...
...si atunci a inceput cearta!


Cand m-am pensionat, m-am dus la Oficiul de Asistenta Sociala sa ma inregistrez.
Tipa din spatele biroului mi-a cerut buletinul, sa-mi verifice varsta.
Il uitasem acasa.
I-am cerut scuze, i-am spus ca ma duc acasa sa-l iau si ma intorc.
A fost foarte draguta: "Nu va mai deranjati, descheiati-va la camasa.
Parul carunt de pe pieptul meu a convins-o si mi-a inregistrat solicitarea.
Incantat de solicitudinea ei, cind am ajuns acasa i-am povestit nevesti-mii.
Ea a spus: "Trebuia sa-ti scoti si pantalonii, poate primeai si ajutor pentru dizabilitati"...
..si atunci a inceput cearta!


Stateam alaturi de nevasta-mea la intalnirea de 30 de ani de la terminarea liceului si ma tot uitam la o tipa bine, dar complet turta, ce-si legana nostalgic intre doua degete paharul, singura la o masa de alaturi
Nevasta-mea m-a intrebat: "O cunosti?"
"Sigur", am oftat, "e prima mea prietena din liceu. Am inteles ca s-a apucat de baut imediat dupa ce ne-am despartit, si de-atunci n-a mai fost treaza."
"Dumnezeule!" a spus nevasta-mea. "Cine s-ar fi gandit ca o persoana poate sarbatori atata timp?"...
...si atunci a inceput cearta!


Nevasta-mea statea goala si se privea in oglinda din dormitor
Nu se prea bucura de ce vedea si mi-a spus :
"Ma simt oribil! Atat de grasa si de batrana! Am nevoie de un compliment!"
I-am raspuns: "Vederea ti-a ramas perfecta"...
...si atunci a inceput cearta!


Nevasta-mea m-a intrebat daca rochia ii face fundul mare. I-am spus ca nu asa de mare ca rochia de ieri .
...si atunci a inceput cearta!


Am intrebat-o pe nevasta-mea unde ar vrea sa mergem pentru aniversarea casatoriei noastre.
Mi s-a incalzit inima cand am vazut-o topindu-se de bucurie.
"Undeva unde n-am mai fost de mult timp..." a spus ea, nehotarata
Asa ca i-am sugerat: "Ce parere ai de bucatarie?"...
...si atunci a inceput cearta!



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Post Posted: 16-02-2013, 21:19:58 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
uitati va pana la sfarsit -)))))))0) mor -
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