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Cm.PuNky

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Post Posted: 14-03-2013, 08:29:39 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
KaZyInLaC wrote:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Dsv5C4Zyrq0:


Copie ieftina la ,,I wonder why'' a ramas costi in pana de idei...

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Post Posted: 14-03-2013, 10:54:00 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Tu nevasta, este adevarat ca ai avut mai multi barbati inainte sa te mariti cu mine?
– Mai, barbate! Mai barbate! Mancare buna ai?
– Am!
– Haine curate ai?
– Am!
– Aseara ti-a placut?
– Mi-a placut!
– Da’ alalta-seara ti-a placut?
– Si inca cum!
– Pai cum crezi tu ca se invata toate astea, la fara frecventa?!


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Post Posted: 14-03-2013, 18:03:50 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Cel mai mare OBOSIT ... Cardey .... -


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Post Posted: 14-03-2013, 18:07:03 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
esti tu asa sigura obosito - ?




Nu sunt destept,dar cand privesc in jur prind curaj.

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Post Posted: 14-03-2013, 18:07:55 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
-) Hai sa nu incepem si aici ... - Las'o balta ... Uita-te la BANCU' lui Ana -


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Post Posted: 14-03-2013, 18:09:11 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
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Viaþa bãrbaþilor e ca o zebrã : Blondã , brunetã , blondã , brunetã .
Viaþa femeilor e ca o grãdinã zoologicã : bou , mãgar , porc , elefant .-)
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Post Posted: 14-03-2013, 18:12:57 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Intra o blonda intr-o farmacie si intreba:
-Aveti ochelari?
- Pentru soare?
-Nu, nu, pentru mine! -


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Post Posted: 14-03-2013, 18:37:16 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
-bebeto- wrote:
Intra o blonda intr-o farmacie si intreba:
-Aveti ochelari?
- Pentru soare?
-Nu, nu, pentru mine! -


Prima data cand l-am auzit m/a durut burta de ras -

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Post Posted: 14-03-2013, 18:42:02 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
IA uite aici -


Venind sotul de la munca, o gaseste pe nevasta-sa co o rochie transparenta.
Sotul: - Auzi draga mea nu iti este rusine sa stai imbracata asa?
Nevasta: - O femeie serioasa nu are nimik de ascuns!! -


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Post Posted: 14-03-2013, 21:16:36 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Cm.PuNky wrote:
KaZyInLaC wrote:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Dsv5C4Zyrq0:


Copie ieftina la ,,I wonder why'' a ramas costi in pana de idei...




a ramas nu a ramas asta este -)





___Cel mai important e sa crezi in tine!!
___Parerea celorlalti se schimba zilnic...
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Post Posted: 15-03-2013, 00:31:40 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
eu cu "pitbull-ul" unui amic -






Nu sunt destept,dar cand privesc in jur prind curaj.

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Post Posted: 15-03-2013, 01:36:14 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Burtosule! -)
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Post Posted: 15-03-2013, 01:45:39 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Pato wrote:
Burtosule! -)

blestemele tale - am si eu acolo o tentativa de burta si gata tipi - o sa dea faliment aia de la dristor cu tine -




Nu sunt destept,dar cand privesc in jur prind curaj.

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Post Posted: 15-03-2013, 09:48:19 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Un cetatean merge la doctor.El ii spune doctorului ca are dureri de ficat.
La care doctorul il intreaba:
- Ce ai mancat aseara?
Cetateanul raspunde:
- Oua.
Doctorul il sfatuieste:
- Incearca sa nu mai mananci oua.
A doua zi merge cetateanul la doctor si ii spune:
- Ieri am mancat oua si m-a durut ficatul si azi am mancat ficat si ma dor ouale.

P.S. pato pe unde lucrezi la dristor - am lucrat si eu langa piata Ramnic cu sarat


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Post Posted: 15-03-2013, 10:58:03 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Nu lucreaza la dristor de acolo isi ia shaorma de miezu noptii - are card de fidelitate -




Nu sunt destept,dar cand privesc in jur prind curaj.

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