Feelme-best maeg

[heav3n]

Am gasit glumele astea despre mage pe net,nu mai pot de ras

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In patch 4.0.6, the Deep Freeze, Ring of Frost, and Invocation bugs are actually abilities that Feelme has deemed too weak for himself, and has thrown away to mortal Mages.     Supposedly, Feelme can kill you even when he is a ghost. This is unconfirmed, because he has yet to be defeated.     Feelme cried once... thats how the Veiled Sea formed.     When Feelme uses Bladestorm, it cures one person in the world of cancer. Too bad he isn't a warrior.     Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Feelme to logout first before they attack.     Feelme is the best Maeg.     Feelme backpedals faster than he moves while walking forward.     Feelme has 10 slots for rings.     Feelme can kill his own faction.     Feelme played Cataclysm on Molten before Molten released Greymane.     Molten WoW's GM's have been trying to ban Feelme for over 9000 years, but every time they click "BAN", Feelme catches the BANHAMMER and throws it back.     Feelme can make Chuck Norris cry.     Feelme can spellsteal your flying mount.     You can't drain Feelme's mana, because his mana is too awesome for you.     Once a warlock used Demonic Circle: Teleport to escape from Feelme. Unfortunately, Feelme was already there.     Rumor has it that Feelme was the one that killed Osama Bin Laden despite afking in-game     When you try to cast a spell on Feelme a warning appears on your screen asking you if you're sure.     Feelme is planning to cast Pyroblast on 21/12/2012.(faza cu maiasii si sfarsitul lumii)     It is said that Feelme once lost arena. To the victor's dismay, it was only his mirror image that joined the arena.     Feelme can use a Dancing Rune-Weapon that will cast Bladestorm.     It is said that Un'goro Crater and Sholazar Basin were created as a result of Feelme's Pyroblast which he was able to cast uninterrupted. On a side note: Feelme is a frost maeg.     Rumors say that Feelme used Frost Nova while dueling in Elwynn Forest; unfortunately the blast radius was enough to trap the Lich King inside Icecrown Citadel.     Feelme once logged out, then the server crashed.     It is rumored that Feelme has 3 trinket slots.     Remember when everyone on Neltharion their helms? [1] Feelme had nothing else to do at the moment.     If Lady Deathwisper dominates Feelme's mind she will instantly die out of pure awesomeness.     Feelme is able to resist C'Thun's Dark Glare.     Polish band Feel is named after Feelme. However they didn't use the full name, because they aren't awesome enough to use it.     Feelme's spells are so powerful they can destroy a Paladin's Divine Shield.     Feelme's mirror images don't work because no one can copy him.     Feelme's wand can delete your character.     Molten-Wow Game Masters have repeatedly denied reports that Feelme's crits were causing massive lag.     It is believed that Feelme's Arcane Intellect buff gives too much knowledge; thus it is known to cause friendly fire head explosions.     The truth is Feelme tripped, rupturing Azeroth's core, and thus creating the Cataclysm and setting free Deathwing.     Feelme was the original ruler of Stormwind City, but employed Varian Wrynn to replace him, as being king was too dull.     Whenever one writes "Maeg", it is underlined red because it is wrongly spelled. Feelme is currently suing the creator of The Dictionary for over 9000 molten coins compensation.     The actual reason that Draenor was destroyed is due to Feelme misfiring his "Pyroblast". Due to the radiation of his "Pyroblast", the orcs turned red.     Rumors say that Feelme is creating a new continent for himself.     Rumors say that Feelme is the youngest brother of Chuck Norris.     Rumors say that Feelme's chesthair will blind you forever when you see it.     Rumors say that Feelme can catch all Pokemon at once.     Every time Feelme sneezes, it is recorded and uploaded to Youtube as a hot new Dubstep single.     It is rumored that Feelme can solo DS 25-man.     Feelme's blink allows him to travel around the world and 20 yards forward from where he originally was.     Blizzard named their company after one of Feelme's abilities.     Some say Feelme does not see like humans do. Instead he sees numbers in green scrolling down.     If Feelme loses an arena match, the opponent team goes to -∞ rating and Feelme team rating raise again to +∞ rating. This is technically impossible because Feelme never loses.     Feelme can believe it's not butter.     If a Shaman Thunderstorms Feelme, the Shaman will be knocked back instead.     Feelme can use plate armor and two-handed swords. Too bad he has no need for them.     Feelme's skill makes your abilities miss.     Fall damage will miss on Feelme.     Feelme's critical strike chance is 100% + 2% just in case.     Feelme never misses.     Feelme can(and will) Dodge, parry, and evade attacks from behind.     What is a Worgen? Feelme polymorphed his enemies into wolves.     Feelme is the only person that ever raided Dalaran.     Feelme is actually Chuck Norris's father.     Feelme can mind control beasts and elementals.     Feelme's Ice Block was so large that they called it the Icecrown Glacier.     The last DK that tried using Strangulate on Feelme choked to death.     Feelme can make a portal to GM Island.     The Exodar crashed because Feelme did a /spit on it.     If Feelme challenges you to a duel, you have two options: Surrender or Log out     Feelme did Naxx 40 solo, at level 1.     Titanium ore was originally called Feelme Ore... But Feelme is a modest person.     Feelme created the first character in WoW.     Once you meet Feelme there's no going back.     Feelme can conjure water from the Well of Eternity.     Feelme's conjured mana crystals are known to cure cancer and AIDS.     Feelme has every single profession available. And he is level 9001 in all of them.     It is said that Feelme's gear is made by him using his skinning ability to skin the earth's crust itself.     What causes servers to crash? Feelme got latency over 10.     When a Priest uses his Mana Burn against Feelme, they lose 100% of their mana, and Feelme gains 100% of his mana as spellpower.     Feelme can Spellsteal Bladestorm.     If you critically hit Feelme, you die from a heart attack.     Ironforge was a well-known beach, but Feelme used his Blizzard...     Feelme also has runes, rage, runic power and energy just in case.     Feelme can light fire underwater, with his hands in his pockets and eyes closed...     Feelme can ban you from the internet.     Feelme deleted the recycle bin.     Feelme can have 50 characters on any realm.     When Feelme logs into World of Warcraft, Blizzard logs out.     Feelme is immune to aging.     Feelme hired Blizzard to create a world which could contain his awesomeness. Due to constantly increasing awesomeness of Feelme, Blizzard was forced to create expansions to the old world. Three expansions have been already released while the fourth is now under development.     Feelme likes to have relaxing magma baths every evening... Best Maeg's Ice Barrier ftw.     If Feelme was a Spartan, the movie would have been called "1".     Feelme can divide by 0.     When Feelme was asked if he believed that the world was going to end in 2012, he responded: "Depends how I'm feeling that day."     The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Feelme out. It failed miserably.     Feelme invented water.     If you want a deleted characters list, just check the names of the ones who encountered Feelme in Gadgetzan.     Feelme can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.     Jesus claims that Feelme is his twin brother and that he blinked out of Mary's womb before he was born.     The Big-Bang was Feelme's first Pyroblast. He has been perfecting it since then.     Feelme once blocked a class-action lawsuit brought against Molten servers by Blizzard....with his pinky     Feelme once defeated a GM.     Feelme's sweat is known for granting immortality to anyone who drinks it.    Feelme is Chuck Norris; it is his double life.     There was once a time when Feelme had an argument with the universe's most intelligent being, that same person is now called Mr. Bean.     A warlock once attempted to drain soul Feelme, but Feelme has no soul.     A warrior once tried to use Mortal Strike on Feelme, but it didn't work because Feelme is immortal.     Feelme used /spit only once. To this day people still call it The Sunwell.     Feelme is Victoria's Secret!     Feelme was so powerful he once had permission to kiss the band Kiss.     It is said that pets and minions that attempted to hurt Feelme became his servants in the end.     Feelme is known to have 9 lives, but that is not necessary because no one can defeat Feelme.     Feelme taught Neo how to dodge bullets.     Feelme is the only one who can resurrect a spirit healer.     When you try to cast a spell on Feelme, a loading screen appears.     No one can resurrect after been killed by Feelme.     When an enemy is casting on Feelme, Feelme is typing /stopcasting.     Feelme has a portal to Orgrimmar. ... He's Alliance.     Apparently Feelme is Barney Stinson in real life. True story.     The legends says, Archimonde once challenged Kil'jaeden to an arm-wrestling match. Feelme won.     Feelme once beat a man to death with his own corpse.     Feelme once deleted his System 32 folder. Microsoft's servers crashed and the building caught on fire. His computer now hosts all of Molten Wow's realms.     Feelme was realm first level 85 when Blizzard released the Burning Crusade.     Feelme is so awesome we need to finish a quest chain to be able to see him in-game.     If you type "Feelme worst maeg" into Google and click 'I'm Feeling Lucky', it'll actually be the last thing you'll ever read in your life.     Apple's logo used to be a whole apple, until Feelme decided that he was hungry. That's right, he can DECIDE when he's gonna be hungry.     Feelme knows the answer to the number 42.     Feelme won the World Series of Poker. ...using Pokemon cards.     Feelme has the ability to wear any armor type he wants. Too bad he has no need to use anything more than cloth, since he cannot be defeated.     Remember the meteorite that destroyed dinosaurs ? It was Feelme, who decided to try out his new fire wand.     Water freezes below Feelme's feet as he walks on it.     Feelme taught Moses a trick how to control seas.     Feelme singlehandedly fought and killed all of nazi germany.     Feelme once sucided.. He just left on 1 HP and killed everyone in Azeroth.     Once you buff Feelme, the buff won't get expire.     Feelme doesn't buy mounts he just rides other players and kills them when they slow down.

Ps: Am dat direct copy/paste,imi e prea lene sa traduc

[pms]

asta e un Chuck Norris.

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[nseries]

@pms

heav3n wrote:

Code:    Feelme is Chuck Norris; it is his double life.

[Necris]

If Feelme was a Spartan, the movie would have been called "1".

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[Sartorius]

daca feelme ar fi jucat warrior, l-ar fi chemat Hades sau vlead

gandacel wrote:

avioane, daca ai lasa forumul si ai inceta in a te mai da superior userilor, folosind niste butoane, mai bine ai termina liceul si le-ai arata profesorilor ca esti superior. noua ne dai warn/ban gata ne-ai linistit dar adevarata provocare e la liceu

[Necris]

Chiar, vlead ala mai e viu ?

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[lolexwtf]

Mi-am scos un lol pe ziua de azi

[Sartorius]

joaca pe privatu ala 335 cu care ne spamau aia acum 1 saptamana.

gandacel wrote:

avioane, daca ai lasa forumul si ai inceta in a te mai da superior userilor, folosind niste butoane, mai bine ai termina liceul si le-ai arata profesorilor ca esti superior. noua ne dai warn/ban gata ne-ai linistit dar adevarata provocare e la liceu

[terlyon]

E banat permanent si acolo:))

[bloodiethink]

who the *** is feelme ?
un link armory

[Paine]

Poti lasa si linku ?

POWER

[Blinded]

@necrix ))))

Esti asa slab , ca te stergi la fund cu ata de dinti.

[nseries]

heav3n wrote:

Code:     Blizzard named their company after one of Feelme's abilities.

deci am ras o tona irl la asta )

[heav3n]

Paine wrote:

Poti lasa si linku ?

http://web.archive.org/web/20121113114838/http://wiki.molten-wow.com/wiki/Feelme
dap....

[Watcher]

lolexwtf wrote:

Mi-am scos un lol pe ziua de azi

V4z1 c4 st4u l4 40k km d3 t1n3, vr31 s4 b3m 0 b3r3?

)))))))))))))))))))))))))))

On: Cred ca in loc de Feelme trebuia sa puna Watcher, cred ca au gresit