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pavelescu98

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Post Posted: 06-02-2015, 15:28:40 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Aici puteti posta poze sau glume.
Reguli:
-> Nu aveti voie sa faceti reclama.
-> Nu aveti voie sa injurati sau sa vorbiti vulgar.
Deocamdata atatea. Bafta la ras. -




"Fotbalul nu iti place. Il iubesti, il traiesti, il respiri, e parte din tine." Gabi Balint

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Post Posted: 06-02-2015, 18:54:42 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Pe la sapte m-am trezit
Si Counterul l-am pornit.
Dau connect, astept un pic,
Nici nu intru ca-mi iau kick !
Dau cu pumnul in tastatura
Si mai dau o injuratura.
Intru iar si incep sa lupt,
Scoru-i mare, nu sunt but !
Nici nu stau sapte minute
Ca-mi iau kick, nu stiu de unde…
Deschid consola si dau scroll,
Tu n-ai Steam, joaca pinball !
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Post Posted: 06-02-2015, 18:57:18 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Eu cu banii stau cam prost
Sa iau arma n-are rost.
Cumpar deeagle, stau un pic
Apas click si ai murit.

Iar in runda urmatoare
Stiu c-am sa fiu si mai tare.
Am sa iau un sniper mic,
Apas click si ai murit.

Dupa 7 runde-asa,
Vine ala tare, nenea...
Dar nu a inteles nimic,
Apas click si a murit.




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Post Posted: 06-02-2015, 19:00:07 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

3 purici gasesc o gagica...
sa vorbesc intre ei si ce zic ? hai sa io punem lu asta

Primu purice se duce pe t*te
Al doilea purice se duce la Flo*i
Si al treilea se duce in gaura

A doua zii se intalnesc ei.... si isi povesteau ceau facut ei...

Primu purice :
-Stateam linistit pe muntii mei pana sau daramat odata... nustiu cum am supravietuit

Al doilea purice :
-Stateam linistit in padurea mea pana s-a intetit odata... dabea puteam sa mai respir )

Al treilea purice :

Bravo voua ma !
Eu stateam linistit in pestera mea .. pana a venit un chel !
Eu lam injurat si el ma scuipat )))-



Scufita Rosie mergea prin padure. La un moment dat se intalneste cu o pasarica care-i spune:
- Daca nu te mariti te mananc. Speriata fuge repede la mama sa si ii spune:
- Mama, mama, trebuie sa ma marit!
- De ce?
- Ca ma mananca pasarica.




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Post Posted: 06-02-2015, 19:02:51 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Frizerul pușcãriei cãtre Videanu:
- Cum doriți sa vã tund?
- Cu bordurã, bineințeles!!!



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Post Posted: 06-02-2015, 19:05:22 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Bula la scoala ...
Vine profesoara imbracata in fusta mini si in sutien
Va place copii ??
toti copiii DAAAAAA
Bula NUUUUU !
a 2 zi profesoara vine cu frunze in loc de lenjerie
Va place copii ??
toti copii DAAAAAA
Bula NUUUUU !
Profesoara : mai bula da tu de ce nu zici da ce astepti ???
Bula : Toamna sa cada frunzele !
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Post Posted: 06-02-2015, 19:07:34 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

ntr-o dimineata Bula se duca in camera la maicasa si taicasu !
Maicasa era peste taicasu ....
Bula:Mama,ce faci acolo?
Mana:Ii desunflu burta lu tactu !
A doua dimineata Bula merge in camera la maicasa si taicasu !
Bula:Mama,ce faci acolo ?
Mama:Ii desunflu burta lu tactu !
A treia zi Bula merge in camera la maicasa si taicasu !
Bula:Mama ce faci acolo
Mama:Ii desunflu burta lu tactu !
Bula:Poi ma mama,tu degeaba ii desunfli burta lu tata ca matusa vine in fiecare zi,sta in genunchi si o infla la loc
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Post Posted: 06-02-2015, 19:09:02 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Bula batut de nevastasa se duce sub bat si se ascunde.
Nevastasa:-Bula,iesi afara de sub pat!
Bula:-Nu ies!
Nevastasa:-Iesi afara odata!
Bula:-Bai nevasto cine e barbatul in casa asta tu sau eu?Daca am zis ca nu ies nu ies!



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Post Posted: 06-02-2015, 19:27:03 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Ba da nu bancuri
Postati si voi glume calumea -

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Post Posted: 06-02-2015, 19:31:10 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Lasai oh sa vedem ce face.. - Macar rad si eu -



"Fotbalul nu iti place. Il iubesti, il traiesti, il respiri, e parte din tine." Gabi Balint

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Post Posted: 07-02-2015, 12:31:22 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Voua cum va plac ouale de paste ? Mie imi plac mangaiate -

Îmi place cum dai din -

Da mamã, sunt beatã !!


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Post Posted: 12-02-2015, 11:42:19 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Bulã cãtre o blondã ușuraticã în moravuri:
- Hai sã facem târgul!
- Cum?
- 1 euro bãgatul, 2 euro scosul.
Se gândește blonda cã iasã mai bine așa decât 100 de euro și acceptã. Îi dã Bulã 1 euro o bagã și apoi rãmâne nemișcat.
- Ce faci? îl întrebã blonda.
- Nu mai am bani s-o scot.




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Post Posted: 18-02-2015, 12:23:15 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)


Alcoolul mã ajutã uneori sã uit de toate... De exemplu, asearã la NightClub, am uitat cã-s însurat.

Posturi unite automat, 18-02-2015, 12:19:48

Frizerul il intreaba pe client :
- Cum sa va tund ca sa fiti multumit ?
- Gratis !

Posturi unite automat, 18-02-2015, 12:23:15

Doamna profesoara:-Bula sa nu vorbesti urat astazi ca o sa vina inspectoarea
Doamna inspectoare:-Copii ce ati face daca v-ar urmarii un urs?Toti aveau mainile jos numai Bula era cu mana sus.
Inspectoarea:-Da Bula spune.
Bula:-As fugi.
Inspectoarea:-Si daca el fuge dupa tine?
Bula:-Fug mai tare.
Insp.:-Daca el fuge mai tare?
Bula:-Fug si mai tare.
Insp.: -Si daca el fuge si mai tare?
Bula:-Fug si mai si mai tare.
Insp.: Si daca el fuge si mai si mai tare?
Bula:-Ma urc in copac.
Insp: -Si daca si el se urca in copac?
Bula:-Ma urc mai sus.
Insp.: -Si daca el se urca mai sus?
Bula:-Ma urc in varf.
Insp.: -Si daca el se urca in varf?
Bula:Dar da-te in p**a mea ca tu tii cu ursul.



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Post Posted: 21-02-2015, 12:14:04 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

- Ce face un tigan cand il pui la calculator ?
- Cauta in Recycle Bin!

- Tata, cum am am aparut eu pe lume?
- Mah, fiule, cred ca intr-o zi tot ai sa afli! Pai, eu si cu maica-ta intr-o zi am intrat intr-o camera de chat a Yahoo-ului. Am aranjat apoi o intalnire via e-mail cu maica-ta si ne-am intalnit intr-un internet cafe virtual. Ne-am strecurat intr-o camera privata, unde maica-ta a fost de acord cu un download din hard-ul meu. Imediat ce eram gata de upload, am descoperit ca nici unul dintre noi nu folosise firewall-ul si fiindca deja era prea tarziu sa dam delete, noua luni mai tarziu a aparut un mic popup binecuvintat care a tipat din toti rarunchii: You've got a m@le!


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Post Posted: 21-02-2015, 19:20:26 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Am sters toate posturile care contineau doar emoticoane sau posturi care nu au treaba cu topicul. Asta ca sa nu va dau warn la toti. Va rog nu mai faceti offtopic. Multumesc.

If my message was helpful, feel free to +rep me. Thanx

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