[Game] Corrupt a Wish.

[Gudbror]

Wish granted, now you get killed by a bunch of angry nerds for wishing that.

I wish farts never exist.

[Macedo931]

Granted, you explode 'cuz of all the stored up gasses.

I wish that my wish couldn't be corrupted.

[Whats]

Granted, but you couldnt wish anything
I wish i could speak fluent German

[Picco]

Granted, But then you suffer from amnesia and loose all your knowledge.

I wish there was no conflict in this world

[Macedo931]

Granted, we're all in the 'Infinite Tsukuyomi'.

I wish we're all inside a game world (WoW for example).

[Picco]

Wish granted, Then you're trapped in there forever

I wish I could program every single computing language

[Gudbror]

Wish granted, but then new programming languages are released, making the old ones obsolete.

I wish somebody would tell me the MoP release date on freakz.

[Zohlomg]

Granted, you die one day prior to expansion.

I wish airplane tickets would be cheaper.

[DisCosmin]

Granted , but the next day Manchester will get jihaded by an army of ragging, with self exploding devices muslims.
I wish I had less retarded friends.

[Macedo931]

Granted, all your friends are now geniuses. Now you're the retarded one.

I wish that I was Shocker.

[Picco]

Wish granted, Now you have kids from freakz moaning at you all day

I wish my internet could stay up for more then an hour at a time

[Macedo931]

Granted, but now your PC's internet plug thingy doesn't work and your phone can't use Wi-Fi.

I wish I could fly.

[Picco]

Wish granted, Then you accidentally fly into a group of angry Isis members

I wish i dont have to get up every morning.

[Needlegunxz]

Granted.since now you are not allowed to sleep at all.not for even a second.

I wish I could visit every planet in our solar system

[Whats]

Granted but you got raped by the aliens somewhere
I wish retail was free to play