[Game] Corrupt a Wish.

Loveheal · Posted: 01-03-2015, 19:32:46 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Macedo931 wrote:

I wish more people knew proper grammar for all the languages they speak.

Wish granted. However in few years an analphabet becomes the ruler of the world and everyone who speaked correctly got killed.

I wish there was a machine to do everything i want.

p.s you don't know twitch chat so don't tell me that form is stupid pl0x.

OpTIXy · Posted: 02-03-2015, 11:04:33 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Wish granted. Starting from the idea that one can ask to be immortal, you will remain the only person alive on Earth.

I wish I was smuggler

I want to ensure you that every ban is always followed by a proper reason. If you wake up in a situation where your account is banned, feel free to make a proper post under Unban Request.
Do not forget to bring the necessary evidence to appeal GMs decision.

Denim · Posted: 02-03-2015, 14:47:44 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Wish granted, but there will be a bounty on your head and you won't be able to interact with nobody.

I wish cinema movies would arrive faster to the public.

Retired

Macedo931 · Posted: 02-03-2015, 21:20:30 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Granted, now you can go to the cinema 2 minutes earlier and watch them, but you've gotta pay 15 times as much money as before.

I wish the next wish to be impossible to corrupt.

dzvera · Posted: 02-03-2015, 22:49:13 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Wish granted, but with uncorruptable wish this thread will die.
I wish I was old and stupid.

Arri1712 · Posted: 03-03-2015, 10:29:02 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Wish granted, but you would be so stupid you didn't know how to change your adult diaper.
I wish I could see my favorite movie again for the first time.

Denim · Posted: 03-03-2015, 13:57:58 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Wish granted but the plot wouldn't be the same as you know it.

I wish I could meet my favourite artist.

Retired

Zalekozbg · Posted: 22-03-2015, 22:40:38 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

wish granted, but s/he is dead, and you are at his/her funeral

i wish i was able to regenerate wounds etc. instantly

Avitohol · Posted: 28-03-2015, 17:59:16 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Granted, but you will marry Azis!

I wish someone could have outdps-ed me at least once on Freakz

Gudbror · Posted: 30-03-2015, 04:04:34 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Wish granted, freakz decided to nerf your class and now everyother class can pretty much outdps you with profession set.

I wish this whole *** forum could be revived.

Macedo931 · Posted: 30-03-2015, 19:54:52 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Wish granted, but then the server dies... Oh wait, it's dead already. nvm, then it comes alive.

I wish the Internet Explorer was faster.

Zalekozbg · Posted: 06-04-2015, 21:23:53 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Wish Granted, but still no one use it anyways

I wish to be able to live whitout sleeping.

Hardstyletaco · Posted: 27-04-2015, 14:08:24 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Wish granted. Lack of sleep has killed your insides making you smell badly. Now no woman wants to date you.

I wish I could get some damn Justice Points on the server.

Crucia · Posted: 30-04-2015, 08:30:11 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Wish granted, you get tons of Justice Points, but not the vendor you can spend it at.

I wish my team could win the Premier League.

Symaro · Posted: 28-06-2015, 14:00:46 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Wish granted. But they never win anything again, ever...

I wish I could use diffuse magic through CCs. >:3

I'm not the one who's too small and fragile, you're the one who's too big and clumsy.