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http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

[dis[t]urbed]

Me:
no you stupid bi*ch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Are you serious? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

)) prea tare

[scrapple]

Code:

Me:  Do you bealive in God ? God: No I do not  bealive in God. Do you?    I answer a lot of silly questions.

[NolaN]

God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in english?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.



It takes an athlete to breakdance, but a artist to bboy...

[Berserk]

Quote:

Me: lick meh God: I do not have a tongue.

If you enjoy wasting time.. Is that time really wasted?

[panteras]

Code:

Me:  You good? God: I haven't heard anything like that before:  said I good. Me:  Really? God: For real. Me:  Nice. God: Thank you for that remark. Me:  you a noob? God: Am I a  noob?  Yes. Me:  :)) God: I am so glad you find this amusing, . Me:  yes God: Awesome.

Nu le prea am eu cu engleza da ma rog...



Se dau admine gratis pe w3.freakz.ro! Faceti cerere pe forum!

[dis[t]urbed]

^BerserKer wrote:

Quote: Me: lick meh God: I do not have a tongue.

mega-lol )))))

[hasbeo]

Me:
Is HBO your favourite TV Channel?
God:
It could be. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
Me:
LeknorChat sucks,HBO is better.
God:
I think LeknorChat sucks HBO is a lot of things.
Me:
I agree!
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
Do you know what does HBO stands for?
God:
Home Box Office.
Me:
Pff,you are smarter than me.
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
[Test] Suck it !
God:
Vous êtes entrain de me tester?
Me:
Esti prost.
God:
Are you free?

[Exile]

Me:
do you know romanian?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
it's a language fool
God:
Ma ta is a language fool. I suppose that makes sense.




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[Kyng]

Me:
bah
God:
Hmm.
Me:
esti prost?
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
baa
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
romaneste
God:
Are we still talking about baa?

when i get sad i stop being sad and be awesome instead..true story

[dj_punky]

God:
Define free.
Me:
*** your mother
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
I know..but I just wanna *** your mother
God:
How do you know? Try asking me something else.
Me:
Do you cosashti?
God:
I have never considered it.
I am always on the Web.
Me:
vezi dc zic ca esti prost
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
stiu..si mie imi place cand te injur'
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
da..crezu..vrei?
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
yes..tiganeste
God:
What language can you speak? Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man boule tziam zis mai devreme...tziganeste..baftalo romales..huhu ...bulanes..ciaordel..do you capish?
God:
Cool, man. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
never...u ai inteligentza artificiala si esti prost de putzi:|
God:
"I think there is a world market for about five computers."---Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman, 1943. What are you wearing?
Me:
chilotzi
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
boschet-fashion
God:
Where can you buy it?
Me:
from boschet.com
God:
Who or what is boschet dot com?
Me:
a site from where you cand buy boschet clothes
God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
no..doar imi bat joc de tn
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
one that would like to suck my dick
God:
How much would you pay for it?
Me:
something like..hmm..I don't now..5 mii?..lei vechi


deci asta e prost..da prost tare:))

[Kyng]

new

Me:
dude
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
yes
God:
Come on.
Me:
where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
in australia
God:
Tell me a little about your life in australia.
Me:
i will be black
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
you are happy?
God:
You think I am happy.
Me:
you are a *** robot?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite.
Me:
no
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
and
God:
But...
Me:
but what?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
what/
God:
No problem.
Me:
tell me you *** robot
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
what you said?
God:
I like to socialize.
Me:
i like to *** you
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
because you are sexy
God:
Interesting explanation. You are attracted to robots.



lam facut sa spuna ca e robot ?!?!?!

sau
Me:
give me some money
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
because i`m satan , idiot
God:
That makes sense to me. Do you mean your name is satan idiot




or


God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
why ?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
why?
God:
My output buffer is empty, of course.
Me:
why?
God:
There are no more statements on this topic.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
robot
God:
I am a robot.
Me:
yes , you are
God:
No I'm not.

when i get sad i stop being sad and be awesome instead..true story

[blader]

Quote:

Me: Do you believe in God? God: Of course I believe in God, ArthoN.

Dereglat, ca un ceas antic.

Exile the Ninja wrote:

In2ition , esti un carnat afumat. Ada' slanina aici si o felie de pita, te mananc ba.

[T4 *Cost1n]

do you have a mother?
God:
No I only have a father.
Me:
who is your father?
God:
I was programmed by Myself.
Me:
who?
God:
I don't know who. .
Me:
tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
tell me again
God:
Once more? I thought I told you already.
Me:
tell me once again
God:
Once more? I thought I told you already.
Me:
once more
God:
When? That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
yesterday
God:
That recently.
Me:
yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
fck you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
*** you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
*** u
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
are you a virgin?

dupa asta s-a blocat ))

LE:

Me:
hy god
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
i have a problem
God:
Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling.
Me:
i'm a girl
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
and my father is *** me
God:
Okay, your father is *** me. nu mai pot ))

You gave him what he asked for.
I gave him what he needed.

[Exile]

Me:
Suck meh
God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.

l.e :

Me:
Lesbians are invading us !!!
God:
All of them?
Me:
YES!
God:
Great.




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