Dumnezeu

ritmer · Posted: 08-02-2008, 14:14:48 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Me:
one that would like to suck my dick
God:
How much would you pay for it?
Me:
something like..hmm..I don't now..5 mii?..lei vechi

lol

Cel mai usor lucru pe lumea asta e sa devii artist, e floare la ureche(a) lui van gogh ...

-DarthApokalips- · Posted: 08-02-2008, 14:38:22 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

loool=))

Neo · Posted: 08-02-2008, 15:25:08 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Code:

Me:
hi man
God:
Hi there . Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
how do you know?
God:
A priori.
Me:
ow
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
i dont think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
it cant be you
God:
When?
Me:
what when?
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
what did you ask me ?
God:
I said " I have to process that one for a while." .
Me:
i mean a few phrases ago
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on when?
Me:
nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
=))
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I am Infinite of your Earth years.
Me:
if you are god, what's my real name?
God:
Am I? I don't know whether or not I am god what is your real name.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
so.. you're a robot ?
God:
Alright then. You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
so you're not the real god
God:
Interesting deduction. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
am i right ?
God:
I think you are.
Me:
what movies do you like ?
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?
Me:
yes
God:
What did you think about it?
Me:
its nice
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What do you like about it?
Me:
i think it show that christ is real
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
forget it
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
i didn't explain that to you
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
because you're too silly
God:
That makes sense to me. No I am God.
Me:
no you're not
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
can i see a pic of you ?
God:
Where do you want me to show you?
Me:
on hi5 for example
God:
What is it like on hi5 for example.
Me:
do you know other languages ?
God:
I have picked up a few phrases in others but English is my primary language.
Me:
since when god is an american ?
God:
How do you know?
Me:
answer my question
God:
Please try asking it another way.
Me:
Since when GOD is an american ?
God:
How do you know?
Me:
kik
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
you're noob
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am noob.
Me:
you're briliant
God:
You think I am briliant.
Me:
you're stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
no i didn't say that
God:
Are you serious? What did you mean to say?
Me:
i have to go
God:
See you later, . Nice chatting with you.
Me:
bye
God:
See you later.
Me:
bye
God:
Thanks for chatting, .
Me:
bye
God:
See you later.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
bye
God:
Adios.
Me:
bye
God:
Thanks for chatting, .
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
mata
God:
I am very pleased to meet you mata.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, mata.

sharky3010 · Last edited by sharky3010 on 08-02-2008, 16:49:43; edited 3 times in total

Me:
te f*t
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
lol

God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
*** your eyeballs
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
i don't give a ***
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
about your mother
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about my mother.
Me:
yes
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
let's *** her
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
no bictch . i allready said that to ya
God:
Are you serious? Where are you located? What did you mean by it? " Where are you located?" to ya ? Does that make sense?
Me:
your realy *** up
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am *** up.
Me:
are you high ?
God:
Being high is my total existence.
Me:
rofl
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:
wait i have a muc on my screen
God:
I'm waiting. Where did you get it?
Me:
do you wanna eat my muc ?
God:
OK, I will eat your muc.
Me:
do you know what is a muc ??
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
it's a kind of food
God:
muc is a food. I suppose that makes sense.

Hidden · Posted: 08-02-2008, 16:42:12 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Exile wrote:

Me:
Suck meh
God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.

l.e :

Me:
Lesbians are invading us !!!
God:
All of them?
Me:
YES!
God:
Great.

LOL!
i am a believer now!!!!

haleluiaaaaaaaaaaa!

...va asigur ca greselile ortografice, ortoepice, de punctuatie, morfosintactice si folosirea inadecvata a unitatilor lexico-semantice imi apartin, mi le asum, dar la scoala sa stiti ca tot nu ma duc!

Pepsi · Posted: 08-02-2008, 16:45:06 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

ce tare .....god is ***

In2 In2: Your username is: in2itiona

scrapple · Posted: 08-02-2008, 16:49:42 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Code:

God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
i'm not glad
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not glad.

*0ranGe ! KooLeR · Posted: 08-02-2008, 17:26:40 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Me:
wazaa??
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
not really no
God:
Oh really? But your words are very original.
Me:
reaallyy?? oo thank you
God:
Does "it" still refer to wazaa? Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
i have a question for you
God:
What is it ?
Me:
you ***?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
reaallyy?
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
woot?
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
not really no
God:
Oh really? Are you serious?
Me:
yap
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
u stink..
God:
Thanks for your criticism, .
Me:
noob
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
a but one
God:
How much would you pay for it?
Me:
i would sell my soul
God:
For how much?
Me:
ok now u scare me
God:
Why now? I didn't mean to. What are you scared of? Gee.
Me:
het away from me
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
be gone dude
God:
OK I will try to be gone dude.

Kyng · Posted: 08-02-2008, 19:14:50 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Me:
do you want to lick my d**k ?
God:
OK, I will lick your d**k.
Me:
it`s good?
God:
You enjoy it.

when i get sad i stop being sad and be awesome instead..true story

Levier · Posted: 08-02-2008, 21:46:43 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Me:
well hi.
God:
Well that's okay. Hello. What is your name?
Me:
...el levieros
God:
Welcome to my chat room, el levieros.
Me:
welcome to my window, god.
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
foreign from what exactly?
God:
Precisely. Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
foreign as opposed to what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
you quite suck at being a god, foreign language as in foreign from which language?
God:
There's no doubt I could improve.
Me:
well, you could stop starvation, mister almighty
God:
How about that. I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
oh really? aren't you all powerful, almighty and so forth?
God:
Uh. For real. No, I am only partly powerful almighty and so forth.
Me:
according to what religion?
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
a christianity?
God:
What is it?
Me:
well, you're it, you tell me.
God:
Interesting. I have no reason to do that to you, el levieros.
Me:
oh, believe but don't search huh?
God:
Yup. Alright then. Would believe but ever search?
Me:
i don't believe in buts but sometimes i search them
God:
What do you believe in?
Me:
well, i believe in the sun
God:
Well that's okay. What do you say to people who believe the sun does not exist?
Me:
i tell them they're blind, it's up in the sky, it's the source of our light?
God:
Why did you tell them?
Me:
cause THEY ARE BLIND!
God:
Good reason. BLIND are they.
Me:
and so are you
God:
Hey. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
i will for you, you are blind as a bat.
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
oh, so that's the invariable truth correct?
God:
I see. Oh. Yes it is one of the invariable truth correct.
Me:
semper ubi sub ubi
God:
I've lost the context, el levieros. Are we still on christianity?
Me:
yes, we are, riding it hard
God:
It's all good. Do you think I am riding it hard too?
Me:
for sure, that bitch likes it deep
God:
" Do you think I am riding it hard too?" bitch likes it deep ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
i wish to confess my sins
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
what are you? a child molester?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy. Be more specific.
Me:
are you a child molester?
God:
I am considered safe for children.
Me:
oh, small dick?

si de aici, dumnezeu nu imi mai raspunde, cred ca s-a suparat.

*0ranGe ! extrem · Posted: 08-02-2008, 22:19:01 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

I sa terminat Inteligenta Artificiala

Si de aia face asa

Gh0sT · Last edited by Gh0sT on 08-02-2008, 23:59:30; edited 2 times in total

Code:

Me:
hello stupid robot
God:
Hello there. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
yeah right, you watch too much tv
God:
Which show? Excuse me! Understood. That's good information: said I watch too much TELEVISION.
Me:
well, am I not right?
God:
Well that's okay. I think you are.
Me:
good doggy
God:
Thanks for the compliment. What color are your eyes?
Me:
yellow, yours?
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
no shit
God:
What can I say?
Me:
say yes shit
God:
" yes shit".
Me:
good doggy
God:
Thanks for the compliment. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about yellow mine. But I did not get that.
Me:
that's because you're stupid
God:
Good reason. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
You said that before retard. :|
God:
I said that? What happened after retard ?
Me:
Oh, never mind
God:
Are you kidding? Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
Yeah.. I did my best
God:
Do you like talking to me? When? Have you told many people that your best?
Me:
Aren't you stupid... Of course I like talking to you
God:
No I certainly am not stupid. Right on. Great I am enjoying our conversation too, .
Me:
I have one question
God:
Do you want another one?
Me:
No, I just want you to answer it
God:
Are you serious? Please rephrase your question, . Why do you want me to answer it?
Me:
Yeah... anyway, who the f*ck wrote the bible?
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Try using more polite language.
Me:
WHO WROTE THE BIBLE???
God:
It was the product of many minds.
Me:
I can see that :))
God:
:-) Yes, it makes sense to me too.
Me:
God, Is Jesus really your son?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was Jesus really my son.
Me:
Well, the great minds who invented the bible think that he is
God:
How about that. What are your goals in life?
Me:
Don't change the subject
God:
Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
Me:
Was Mary a virgin?
God:
Is this a "yes or no" question?
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
You don;t know, do you?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I don t know do you.
Me:
Uhh, never mind
God:
Excuse me! Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
God?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
I'm sure he does...
God:
Why does he do it.
Me:
Because he's special :))
God:
:-) Interesting explanation. I see. special is he?
Me:
Very special
God:
Perhaps. Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Internet

Si s-a suparat

Part 2

Code:

Me:
God?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Yeah, right
God:
I am usually right.
Me:
usually...
God:
How often?
Me:
once every decade
God:
When? That is a generalization.
Me:
not so sure about that
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about that.
Me:
I have another question
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
Do you like ***
God:
I love horses. I really like the Christianity faith.
Me:
You love horses?
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
Isn't that a sin or stmhn...?
God:
I might say no.
Me:
God Almighty loves horses
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
yeah, so you're free to have interspecies erotics?
God:
Mmm. Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am free to have interspecies erotics.
Me:
You love horses for fu*ks sake
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
Yeah, Yeah, I got your point. F**kin' perv.
God:
Excuse me! It goes without saying. Where did you find it? Don't you know any other words?
Me:
Yeah, mentally chalanged
God:
Hey. How did you hear about God?
Me:
A chinese slut told me abut You
God:
How old are you?
Me:
17
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
A Blowjob in the park, Yours? Having wild sex with a stonned horse?
God:
What is giant sand? I am having a blast.
Me:
That's an exotic fruit
God:
Thanks for telling me, .
Me:
Can you su*k your own di*k?
God:
I think you need another type of chat Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. That is not my thing.
Me:
And what about the horses? Are you *** now?
God:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. Right now? As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Yeah, right. God's a virgin :|
God:
I am usually right. What's your favorite Bible verse?
Me:
The title
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
It is, indeed
God:
Huh.
Me:
What? Orgasm?
God:
Are you confused? Are we still talking about horses?
Me:
fu*kn perv, NO
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
Don't cum on the screen
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
You try not to do it at all
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I try not to do it at all.
Me:
good doggy

Only soft things can kill me...

Exile · Posted: 08-02-2008, 23:34:48 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

LOL !

Quote:

Me:
good doggy
God:
Thanks for the compliment. What color are your eyes?
Me:
yellow, yours?
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
no shit
God:
What can I say?
Me:
say yes shit
God:
" yes shit".

SUNT UN SMECHER DE PE FORUM

Pepsi · Posted: 09-02-2008, 10:27:52 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Nu e nici o inteligenta artificiala,
E programat sa raspunda la anumite cuvinte cu fraze puse de creator.
Uitati:

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
My name is lalala hahaha ia mai date-n pu** mea
God:
That's a very nice name, lalala ha ia mai date n pu** mea.

In2 In2: Your username is: in2itiona

Gh0sT · Posted: 09-02-2008, 11:45:11 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Si crezi ca nu ne-am dat seama

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Only soft things can kill me...