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Post Posted: 14-03-2013, 16:34:07 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Ileana isi concediaza, dupa numai 2 luni menajera.
Inainte de a pleca insa, angajata se descarca, cu naduf.
Menajera: - Sotul tau mi-a spus ca palariile tale imi stau mult mai bine mie! Si sunt mai buna ca tine la pat!
Ileana: - asta tot sotul meu ti-a spus-o?
Menajera: - Nu. Postasul!!


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Post Posted: 14-03-2013, 19:59:08 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Ion îºi ascuþea coasa, iar vecinul lui, Janos, îl întreabã:

- De ce ascuþi coasa aia?

- Mã Janos, eu vreau sã te omor.

- Eºti nebun, ne cunoaºtem de 20 de ani, nu am avut nimic de împãrþit, ce-ai cu mine?

- Mã, e adevãrat cã voi l-aþi omorît pe Mihai Viteazu?

- Da, dar asta a fost acum cinci sute de ani…

- Aºa e, dar eu numai azi am aflat.


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Post Posted: 14-03-2013, 20:39:15 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Ion si Andrei pescuiau.
Ion il intreaba pe Andrei:
-Andrei , cum poti prinde un somn?
-Nu stiu
-Cu un somnifer...


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Post Posted: 14-03-2013, 22:53:50 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
- Nu va iubesc cand sunteti certati..voi 2 aveti o prietenie perfecta.

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Post Posted: 15-03-2013, 10:36:03 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Vin piticii de la muncã... Hai hoo, hai hoo, etc. Cînd ajung în dreptul casei primul zice:
- Bã, la noi e luminã!
- E luminã!
- E luminã! ... pînã la ultimul (Mutulicã).
Primul zice:
- Înãuntru e o fatã!
- E o fatã!
- E o fatã!... pînã la ultimul (Mutulicã).
Primul zice:
- E frumoasã!
- E frumoasã!
- E frumoasã! ... pînã la ultimul (Mutulicã).
Ultimul zice:
- Ce face?
- Ce face? ... pînã la primul.
Primul zice:
- S-a sculat!
Ceilalþi:
- ªi mie!
- ªi mie!
- ªi mie! ... pînã la ultimul (Mutulicã).


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Post Posted: 15-03-2013, 10:55:14 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Un cetatean merge la doctor.El ii spune doctorului ca are dureri de ficat.
La care doctorul il intreaba:
- Ce ai mancat aseara?
Cetateanul raspunde:
- Oua.
Doctorul il sfatuieste:
- Incearca sa nu mai mananci oua.
A doua zi merge cetateanul la doctor si ii spune:
- Ieri am mancat oua si m-a durut ficatul si azi am mancat ficat si ma dor ouale.


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Post Posted: 15-03-2013, 11:32:47 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Andrutza , nu e problema...faceam misto doar.
Adica danger de mine...-


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Post Posted: 15-03-2013, 12:13:37 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Cica pilotii au uitat microfonul de comunicatie cu pasagerii deschis…
Zice unul:
-Ce facem? Facem sex cu stewardesa sau mancam? Celalat raspunde:
-Mancam mai intai.
Stewardesa ii aude si se grabeste spre cabina sa-i avertizeze ca au lasat intercomunicatia deschisa, dar se impidedica si cade. La care o batrana zice:
-Nu te grabi maica, n-ai auzit? Mai intai vor sa manance!


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Post Posted: 15-03-2013, 12:24:06 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
- Domniºoarã, de ce v-aþi numit câinele "Boule"?
- Pentru distracþie. Când sunt în stradã ºi-l strig, jumãtate din
bãrbaþi se întorc!



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Post Posted: 15-03-2013, 13:40:44 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
andrutz4 wrote:
- Nu va iubesc cand sunteti certati..voi 2 aveti o prietenie perfecta.


andrutz4 am glumit cu zenn -
Daca tu il iubesti pe ZeNN (nu cred ca-i posibil asa ceva) eu ma dau la o parte si zenn are drumul liber catre tine

Amandoi sunteti prietenii mei virtuali,doar ca andrutz4 ii fata (sper sa fie fata:)))

Ps. As vrea sa va cunosc in lumea reala
Ps2. andrutz4 imi place pisica de la avatarul tau -


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Post Posted: 15-03-2013, 14:20:38 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Maria cãtre Ion:
- Unde mergi, Ioane?
- La cîrciumã.
- Atunci, ia bate-mã acu, cã pe cînd vii, io oi dormi.


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Post Posted: 15-03-2013, 17:53:55 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
D a n g e R wrote:
andrutz4 wrote:
- Nu va iubesc cand sunteti certati..voi 2 aveti o prietenie perfecta.


andrutz4 am glumit cu zenn -
Daca tu il iubesti pe ZeNN (nu cred ca-i posibil asa ceva) eu ma dau la o parte si zenn are drumul liber catre tine

Amandoi sunteti prietenii mei virtuali,doar ca andrutz4 ii fata (sper sa fie fata:)))

Ps. As vrea sa va cunosc in lumea reala
Ps2. andrutz4 imi place pisica de la avatarul tau -

Oricum nu aveai sanse, Am vrajeala buna .
Eu doar pe andra vrwau s=-o cunosc.--


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Post Posted: 15-03-2013, 22:02:37 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Mersi Danger ^^ -
Si eu as vrea sa cunosc aproape tot Freakz-ul dar nu se poate.. - in special pe voi -

Deja facem off topic..

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Post Posted: 15-03-2013, 22:03:48 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
Lasa andreutza ca ai tot timpu din lume sa ne cun -


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Post Posted: 16-03-2013, 17:28:10 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)
e andrutza nu andreutza.
Quote:
Faydwer : ai si tu grija de astia ca-s batuti in cuie k

muhahhaa:))


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