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Razzvix · Posted: 25-04-2013, 19:21:21 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

asa sunt eu sa mor

superstitious · Posted: 07-05-2013, 08:39:34 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Ioane , Anonima si Prajiturica rad bine momentan ^^ . Zenn iti vom face viata un chin . Glumim va pupam ! Going with jokes !

Double-M · Posted: 07-05-2013, 14:03:37 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

PM me cu explicatie precisa ca sunt tare confuz.

ZeNN is banned
YM: [email protected]
Steam: ZeNN / dnlonfire
V-am salutat din mers, aveti grija de voi.

Faydwer · Posted: 15-05-2013, 17:28:49 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Super Bad : ce cod

<3 Paula4ka killed John with awp
*** Super Bad killed Laserdance with a headshot from m4a1 ***
<3 Paula4ka killed Electriz@nt with deagle
dNRw0w : si are doar un caracter:)
*** D killed John with a headshot from ak47 ***
*** John killed Tom with a headshot from aug ***
Aragaz cu 4 ochi killed SpantaN with ak47
Super Bad : hua

*** D killed Super Bad with a headshot from ak47 ***
*** D killed Electriz@nt with a headshot from ak47 ***
Drag0n_FTW killed John with m4a1
Super Bad killed Laserdance with m4a1
[wOw].::*Al3xXx*::. : da se vede aim on
*** vinX2 killed John with a headshot from ak47 ***
*** <3 Paula4ka killed Super Bad with a headshot from awp ***
Drag0n_FTW killed Electriz@nt with m4a1
Drag0n_FTW : =)

dNRw0w : pei fai demo ceva
Drag0n_FTW is joining the Terrorist force (auto)
Super Bad killed D with m4a1
Drag0n_FTW : sti sa faci demo?

[Evolve.Freakz.Ro] Pentru a te muta la spectatori tasteaza /spec si pentru a intra la o echipa /spawn
Unknown command: ultimate
*** Aragaz cu 4 ochi killed John with a headshot from ak47 ***
D killed Super Bad with ak47
SpantaN killed <3 Paula4ka with grenade
[wOw].::*Al3xXx*::. : da
Drag0n_FTW has been transfered to CT.
Drag0n_FTW : cum se face

Electriz@nt killed Aragaz cu 4 ochi with aug
[wOw].::*Al3xXx*::. : amx_ss D
Electriz@nt killed D with aug
John killed Aragaz cu 4 ochi with ak47
D killed Super Bad with ak47
Drag0n_FTW : ?

Laserdance killed Electriz@nt with aug
Super Bad :

)

[wOw].::*Al3xXx*::. : cu poze
D killed Electriz@nt with ak47
Drag0n_FTW :

)))))))

(ADMIN) Drag0n_FTW : mor

)
SpantaN killed Tom with galil
vinX2 killed SpantaN with awp
(ADMIN) Drag0n_FTW : -65

-bebeto- · Posted: 15-05-2013, 17:38:07 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

N1gHtMaR3 wrote:

Super Bad : ce cod

<3 Paula4ka killed John with awp
*** Super Bad killed Laserdance with a headshot from m4a1 ***
<3 Paula4ka killed Electriz@nt with deagle
dNRw0w : si are doar un caracter:)
*** D killed John with a headshot from ak47 ***
*** John killed Tom with a headshot from aug ***
Aragaz cu 4 ochi killed SpantaN with ak47
Super Bad : hua

*** D killed Super Bad with a headshot from ak47 ***
*** D killed Electriz@nt with a headshot from ak47 ***
Drag0n_FTW killed John with m4a1
Super Bad killed Laserdance with m4a1
[wOw].::*Al3xXx*::. : da se vede aim on
*** vinX2 killed John with a headshot from ak47 ***
*** <3 Paula4ka killed Super Bad with a headshot from awp ***
Drag0n_FTW killed Electriz@nt with m4a1
Drag0n_FTW : =)

dNRw0w : pei fai demo ceva
Drag0n_FTW is joining the Terrorist force (auto)
Super Bad killed D with m4a1
Drag0n_FTW : sti sa faci demo?

[Evolve.Freakz.Ro] Pentru a te muta la spectatori tasteaza /spec si pentru a intra la o echipa /spawn
Unknown command: ultimate
*** Aragaz cu 4 ochi killed John with a headshot from ak47 ***
D killed Super Bad with ak47
SpantaN killed <3 Paula4ka with grenade
[wOw].::*Al3xXx*::. : da
Drag0n_FTW has been transfered to CT.
Drag0n_FTW : cum se face

Electriz@nt killed Aragaz cu 4 ochi with aug
[wOw].::*Al3xXx*::. : amx_ss D
Electriz@nt killed D with aug
John killed Aragaz cu 4 ochi with ak47
D killed Super Bad with ak47
Drag0n_FTW : ?

Laserdance killed Electriz@nt with aug
Super Bad :

)

[wOw].::*Al3xXx*::. : cu poze
D killed Electriz@nt with ak47
Drag0n_FTW :

)))))))

(ADMIN) Drag0n_FTW : mor

)
SpantaN killed Tom with galil
vinX2 killed SpantaN with awp
(ADMIN) Drag0n_FTW : -65

unde l-ai gasut ma si pe asta

esti de belea

Y!M bebeto_cristi

Faydwer · Posted: 15-05-2013, 17:54:04 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Mergi pe sipca

ca mai sunt chestii dastea,daca pun si restul umplu 3 pagini.

mSx · Posted: 15-05-2013, 18:02:16 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Mda a fost ras

) nu mai puteam sa respir de ras

~Sl!ck~ · Posted: 17-05-2013, 20:27:36 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Bulã completeazã o fiºã personalã pentru angajare. La data naºterii trece 15 august.
- În ce an? întreabã funcþionara de la oficiul forþelor de muncã.
- În fiecare an!

-bebeto- · Posted: 17-05-2013, 20:40:26 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Un nebun îºi atenþiona un frate de-al sãu în curtea unui azil:
- Vezi cã ai o gaurã în umbrelã!
- ªtiu. Eu am fãcut-o, ca sã vãd când se opreºte ploaia.

Y!M bebeto_cristi

~Sl!ck~ · Posted: 18-05-2013, 09:33:02 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

La scoala, profesoara lui Bula da clasei drept tema, o propozitie cu expresia "mama e numai una".
Urmatoarea zi la scoala profesoara ii intreaba pe colegii lui Bula ce propozitii au facut cu "mama e numai una":
-Ionel, tu ce ai scris?
-Pai, cand am fost bolnav mama a stat tot timpul langa mine, mama e numai una.
-Bravo!
-Dar tu Geogele, ce ai scris?
-Cand nu stiam sa fac un exercitiu la matematica mama m-a ajutat, mama e numai una.
-Excelent!
Insfarsit a venit si randul lui Bula
-Si tu, Bula, ce ai scris?
-Pai eu cand am ajuns ieri acasa, imi era tare foame si am intrebat-o pe mama ce e de mancare, iar ea mi-a zis ca sunt doua chiftele in frigider, am deschis frigiderul si am strigat:
MAMA, E NUMAI UNA!

-bebeto- · Posted: 18-05-2013, 18:39:30 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

LA MEDIC
Cum te numesti? Intreaba medicul!
- Popopopa Mamamamarin.
- Esti balbait?
- Nu, tata era balbait, iar ala care mi-a scris certificatul era un cretin.

Y!M bebeto_cristi

~Sl!ck~ · Posted: 19-05-2013, 00:02:21 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Pãrinþii îl trimit pe Bulã la mãcelãrie sã cumpere carne. Bulã se întoarce cu mâna goalã.
- N-am cumpãrat, fiindcã nu vând decât carne de cal.
- Cum aºa? întreabã pãrinþii miraþi.
- Pãi am vãzut, zice Bulã, cã deasupra cârligelor de pe perete scrie: CAL. I, CAL. II, CAL. III.
- Aha, zice ºi Bulã cel bãtrân, au început, în sfârºit, s-o eticheteze, mama lor de hoþi!

Ombladon07 · Posted: 23-05-2013, 08:52:23 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=pbktgHZsuik:

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F-tã Dumnezo fumãm ceva?

~Sl!ck~ · Posted: 23-05-2013, 09:02:10 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

De 1 aprilie Bula vroia sa pacaleasca si el pe cineva asa ca se duce la maica-sa si ii zice:
-Mama, s-a spanzurat tata in garaj!
Maica-sa fuge repede plangand in garaj.
-Bula, dar nu e nimeni spanzurat in garaj.
La care Bula raspunde:
-Pacaleala de 1 aprilie, tata e spanzurat in pod.

Cola ;x · Posted: 27-05-2013, 09:07:30 | Translate post to: ... (Click for more languages)

Ora de engleza:
- Petrescu, do you speak english?
- Ceeeee?
- Jos! 2!
- Ionescu, do you speak english?
- Ceeeee?
- Jos! 2!
- Bula, do you speak english?
- Yes, my teacher, my English is very good!
- Ceeeee???
- My teacher, please sit down! 2!

Eu nu beau,nu fumez,nu injur,Bahh bagamias Pu-- iar mia scapat Tigara in Bere!