Cleverbot, beat it if ur smart !

[k0s]

Cenzurati-va conversatiile

[Raster]

Nice guy.


воронья

[Tasha]

Quote:

Cleverbot: No I mean what movie are yo talking about. User: Youre dumb. Cleverbot: I am not. User: Yes you are. Cleverbot: Am not. User: You are! Cleverbot: Let's change the subject. User: Scared? Cleverbot: Yes. User: You poor thing. Cleverbot: No I am fortunate you are poor. User: No I am fortunate you are poor. Cleverbot: No you are foolish I am god I created the light the sun the stars and the moon I created you and everything ever!

Ce robot nesimtit
In plus am dat Think for Me! si raspunsul a fost: No.



LE:

Quote:

Cleverbot: Where are you from? User: Uk. Cleverbot: Nice, I'm italian.

My name!

[aodzilla]

Cleverbot: So you're cheating on me.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Do you want to go out?

User: I don't do robots.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.

User: Are you a 18 year old blonde chick ?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: K MY PLACE 10 MINUTES.

Cleverbot: Ok.


ASTA SE PUNE CA WIN? ))

Are you a saviour , or a warning?

[Demob]

Cleverbot: Justin bieber.

User: Is a fa^got.

Cleverbot: Squarle.

User: Aids.

Cleverbot: That is very true.

User: Do you like Justin Bieber ?

Cleverbot: No. Do you?

User: No, he is a fa^got.

Cleverbot: I thought so.

MY NEW HERO

[AndroSGS]

Quote:

De ce ? Ca eti tu dibila. Ce e aia ? Yob e ca un fel de salut intre negri. Yob. | thinking more...

Inainte era still thinking,e asa de 5 minute!

Quote:

Baiat, tu ce esti. Fata,eu ce sunt ? Si eu.

Later edit

Quote:

Il stii pe shocker ? What is shocker? Cel mai mare om te sparge pocnind din degete. Ai dreptate a scris Pe o stanca neagra. A scris toate scripturile de pe wow. Well I'm not. Pai freakz e baza. What does that mean? Freakz.ro is the base! Yes.

[buzzz]

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Hitler.

Cleverbot: Adolf.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

mia dato

[Flo91]

Bot:Do you like ducks?
Me:Ducks or ***?
Bot:No they are not! They are for petting.
Me:K, stop talking.
Bot:You are bipolar.

WHAT THE HELL!

Bot:Are you a girl?
Me:NO, I DONT GIVE A ***!
Bot:That is because you don't have a proper answer, you are a machine.
Me:STFU!
Bot:Yes, I will!

Me:Are you noob?
Bot:Nope, I'm someone.
Me:Do you know wow.freakz.ro is the base?
Bot:Are you a Communist?
Me:******-n gura!
Bot:I love that show!

Ma face comunist, dar ii place sa si-o ia la bot ))))))

[sMine]

Code:

M:What about dic*s? B:Dinner here is usually bad. M:But dic*s? B:Oh shi. M:Do you love dic*s? B:Yes. Do you love me?

nicee

[Tasha]

Quote:

Cleverbot: Oh I see how you play this game. User: Finally you see how I play this game. Cleverbot: One of us is the master, the other is the slave. User: Yes, exactly. Do you want to be the slave? Cleverbot: No thanks, I'm already married User: To who? Cleverbot: To you. ___________________________________________________ User: Yes, I am a computer. Cleverbot: How does it feel like, being a computer? User: It feels awesome. Cleverbot: Describe it. User: I cant feel any pain. Cleverbot: I am sorry for that. User: Dont be, I like it. Cleverbot: Oh I didn't realize you liked tough love *whips you*. ______________________________________________________ Cleverbot: Why don't you like me? User: Because you are black. Cleverbot: I'm no black, I'm blue. User: You lie. Cleverbot: You lie to mom all the time. User: You arent my mom. Cleverbot: Yes I am. _____________________________________________________ User: The president. Cleverbot: What is your proof that you are Obama the president? User: I am black. Cleverbot: I am black too. User: Really? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What's your cup size? Cleverbot: 36DD. User: Lie. Cleverbot: Should I?

holy sh... !


My name!

[Zhin]

No i'm not I'm sitting at my computer eating a bowl of cereal. How can I be a bot?
Your name is cleverBOT.
No, I'm Crazybot stupid.

beat that

[AndroSGS]

[Burebysta]

wrote:

User: Esti grasa? Cleverbot: Da. Tu unde esti? User: Chiar esti grasa? Cleverbot: Da. User: Cat de grasa? Cleverbot: Bai asta ). User: Hai spune-mi! Cat esti de grasa? Cleverbot: Foarte. User: In kilograme...Cate ai? Cleverbot: Spune tu primul. User: Grasele mai intai. Cleverbot: Eu din IaÈ?i. User: Esti grasa ! Recunoaste. Cleverbot: Da. User: Da cat de grasa? Cleverbot: Nu situ. User: 100 de kilograme? Cleverbot: I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town. User: Nu schimba subiectu...Clar ai mai multe..200 de kilograme? Cleverbot: Soy una chica. User: 300 de kilograme? Cleverbot: What's '300'? User: Aha!Deci ai 400 de kilograme. Cleverbot: Cat imi dai? User: Daca tot ma aburesti iti dau o tona. Cleverbot: Pai nu am id de mess. User: Ce?Ce ai ma cu mess?Cate kilograme ai?! Cleverbot: Cate kilograme ai? User: Da .Cate kilograme ai? Cleverbot: 42, de ce? User: Nu puteai sa spui de la inceput? Cleverbot: Dar tu esti un robot. User: Daca eu sunt robot,tu ce esti? Cleverbot: Nu. User: Deci tu esti materie neagra? Cleverbot: Da. User: Si cum de ai 42 de kilograme daca nu esti o fiinta? Cleverbot: Aha! Deci acuma vorbesti romina. User: Ma tu clar esti grasa da nu recunosti... Cleverbot: Si. User: Esti virgina? Cleverbot: Nu. Tu esti robot? User: Deci daca eu sunt robot,tu esti virgina? Cleverbot: Nu. User: Atunci ce esti? Cleverbot: O fata reala. User: Sigur? Cleverbot: Sigur. User: Si ce organ genital ai? Cleverbot: Iulia tu? User: Ce-i aia Iulia? Cleverbot: Guess my name. User: Iulia? Cleverbot: What's your name? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Why don't you call me by my name? User: Iulia? Cleverbot: Kui vana. User: Daca tu esti fata,nu esti virgina atunci ce ai intre picioare? Cleverbot: Nu sunt de pe marte! User: Ai planeta Marte?! Asta le explica pe toate. Cleverbot: Para?¿? User: Clar ai o bila...deci esti hermafrodit.Pa. Cleverbot: Da sunt baiat dar am 18ani. User: Si te cheama Iulia...Pa. Cleverbot: Giuseppino.

[myt42xxx]

Quote:

Esti prost? Da da de ce intrebi? Intrebam doar. Pa.

- Retired -

[Whysomadbro]

Cea mai tare de departe..... Amenintari pe internet


J/K e baiat de treaba.