Icecrown and you: a serious raiding guide

[Barnie]

E doar ceva ce am gasit de pe vremea cand jucam WotLK. E un pamflet, si trãbi tratat ca atare.

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So you just hit 80! What to do, what to do, what to do? The choice is obvious: icecrown citadel! It doesn't matter if you're 71 points into the talent of your choice, it just means you're MORE PRO than any one else. You don't need gems or enchants, either. Find a pug raid and lie, lie, lie your way to get in. It helps if you have friends that want to come along. Fill the raid with you and your buddies, or make one of your own! Either way, get in that there ICC! Once you're there, wipe on the trash. That sets the mood for the rest of the raid. blame the tanks, blame the DPS, blame the healers, but for god's sake, blame SOMEBODY! then send a rogue or a druid (call them a 'dudu' for extra points!) to stealth through to marrowgar. Once at marrowgar, spend an hour and a half sorting out whether or not everyone is actually here. If it's important that you buff, simply don't. If you absolutely need to buff, destroy your reagents so that you can't. Blame the server, the GMs, the economy, hell- blame the other faction. You were trying to buy reagents but you tripped over a horde gnome. In any case, it's SUPER HARD for you to buff. this goes triple for you if you're a paladin. If you're a paladin, buff all the casters with Might one time. Keep your aura on Aura of the Crusader and never change it. ignore all whispers, raid warnings, and shouts to the contrary. Aura of the Crusader is essential to any raid and if they don't understand it, they're not worth your time. NOW YOU'RE READY FOR MARROWGAR! If you're a hunter, misdirect onto the priest. Don't worry, he can handle it. Feel free to pull at any time, because it's obvious the raid is ready. Once the party has wiped, blame the healer. okay, okay. For reals this time: NOW YOU'RE READY FOR MARROWGAR! Marrowgar is an easy fight. there are a few things to consider, though. 1. the fire! the fire actually gives you a buff to your health. It might look like your health is going down, but this is actually a failure in the blizzard UI system. your health is actually going UP! If you see fire, jump right in. If you're not in the fire, you're doing something wrong. 2. The spikes! from time to time random members of your party will be spiked and will beg, plead, and bribe you to try and kill the spike that has mercilessly skewered them. DON'T LISTEN TO THEM! They're being lazy, and they need to take care of the spike themselves. Now that marrowgar is down, give all the loot to the enchanter in the party for DE. After it's been DE'd, ask if anyone needs the loot. Don't worry, nobody ever goes to ICC for the loot. Time to go to Lady Deathwhisper! 1. The lady fight is no big deal at all. from time to time adds will spawn. ignore them. Actually, in retail, you're supposed to buff and heal them, but this is a private server, so they act weird. in any case, ignore them. If your party members start dying, it's because someone attacked the adds. Call them noobs. They're not as pro as you. be certain to use such epithets as 'ffs' and 'nub'. if they mention your gear is not up to their standards, spam /y GEARSCORE = SKILL NO EXCEPTIONS until they shut up and go away. 2. From time to time Lady will drop a green version of the death knight's Death and Decay. THIS IS THE HAPPENING PLACE TO BE! Jump right in! /lay in it. If you can figure out how to do it in a macro, roll around in it. smear it on your face. 3. Sometimes, Lady will mind control one of your party. DO NOT HESITATE, KILL THEM IMMEDIATELY. Now, this guide is incomplete, but that should be enough to get you started. I'll come back and add more later!

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[pms]

Pamflet, pamflet, dar partea trista era ca vedeai asa ceva si nu rar.

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[Elementalic]

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[Denim]

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3. Sometimes, Lady will mind control one of your party. DO NOT HESITATE, KILL THEM IMMEDIATELY.

Raid leader be like : No AOE! Warriors be like: Recklesness bladestorm!

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[Fair]

Nu exista raid de icc fara crusader aura ))))))))
Mai tare era faza cand se trezea vreunu, desi erau 10 paladini in raid (adica toate aurele up), sa scoti crusader aura doar pentru simplul fapt ca nu le place culoarea galben sa nu stiu care ar fi fost motivul nici pana in ziua de azi n`am aflat.

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[OpTIXy]

Denim wrote:

Quote: 3. Sometimes, Lady will mind control one of your party. DO NOT HESITATE, KILL THEM IMMEDIATELY. Raid leader be like : No AOE! Warriors be like: Recklesness bladestorm! Old times

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OpTIXy wrote:

Denim wrote: Quote: 3. Sometimes, Lady will mind control one of your party. DO NOT HESITATE, KILL THEM IMMEDIATELY. Raid leader be like : No AOE! Warriors be like: Recklesness bladestorm! Old times ) -> Druids -> Cyclone

=> Rogue => Blind => Jk sub harta ))

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[Fenriabis]

are 14 like . nu sunt cu pve dar este funny



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[ryangg]

Lasa domnule ..cand jucam wotlk pe freakz nu exista foc si spikes.. so ,your argument is invalid :p

[Fair]

ryangg wrote:

Lasa domnule ..cand jucam wotlk pe freakz nu exista foc si spikes.. so ,your argument is invalid :p

Atunci sareai bossul pentru ca nu aveai foc in care sa stai )

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Fair wrote:

ryangg wrote: Lasa domnule ..cand jucam wotlk pe freakz nu exista foc si spikes.. so ,your argument is invalid :p Atunci sareai bossul pentru ca nu aveai foc in care sa stai )

In Requiem l-am folosit pe post de "model" dps... Cine avea sub 15k dps => gKick

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[Ficatuman]

Trebuia sa fie una si pentru defile de la LK,in care sa spuna ca atunci cand il ai trebuie sa fii langa cat mai multi playeri cu putinta